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#rant #rant #rant

you darn well know that you should pick me up at 3pm. and you darn well know that since it's Friday, there's traffic jams everywhere. guess what time is it when you reached my school? 3.45pm! wow! that's freaking early! this is not the first time. I am the one who's supposed to be PISSED for picking me up MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR LATE. not YOU when YOU can DRIVE ALL OVER KL AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT TIME YOU SHOULD PICK UP YOUR SISTER. how about I pick you up from tuition and school SOMETIMES cause I might be lazy at times, or could be sleeping, or couldn't give a fuck although mum is busy with her housework, and arrives about.. say, 1 hour late?  "Sorry, jam." hmm, you probably won't get mad right. after all, it's just an hour, not like I'm not gonna reach forever. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pn Yean is quite good as a BM teacher. as a discipline teacher.. well THAT...

HALT THAT FIRE

almost every female idols' legs are to die for. not only *insert your bias name here*  ,__________________, how the fuck did they manage to maintain those long shiny legs?! do they shave it and put cream on it every single day??? or do they PUT MAKE UPS ON IT?! wait I once heard SNSD covered their bruises with make up HAHAH WTF. I don't know if it's a rumour but o_________o wow. imagine putting foundation on your limbs HAHAHAHA I wonder how does it feels like lol. okay seriously, those legs omg. it's like when they crouch or squat you can see those fucking bone lines. like you know, those line at the thighs. I don't know what is it called. muscles?  bones? I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST. 1 STRAIGHT LINE. I wonder if those rumours saying Korean idols sell their bodies to debut/get famous are true. I can never imagine that ._______________. I wonder if the males become gigolos HAHAHA. ew. HAHAHA omg Ga In sounds like she sang 'BITCH ...

I'm tired of being alonee.

2NE1 released the Japanese version of 'Lonely'. omg so fucking gorgeous. thank you YG for creating a new MV and not reusing the Korean one. the scenes are AMAZING. perfect English accent check.  okay maybe not perfect but there's no weird Korean accent,  but I expect more English since it's a Japanese version and normally there's more English lyrics in Japanese versions. did I mention Bom looks like an anime character?!?!? I just did :D I spot TOP at the background HAHHA. YG you fantastico. the voice filtering for Dara's part is nicely done compared to the original version. in the original version it's too FILTERED. in the Japanese version, her voice is louder and YEAAAAHHHH YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT IT'S OKAY IT'S JUST ME AGAIN.

What three words would you use to describe yourself?

Freak, freak and lastly, freak. 8D Ask me anything
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1 thing I hate about my neighbourhood. people will blast all kinds of music at night. especially the restaurant near my house. WHAT THE FUCK OKAY. I can hear the alien-language song when I go to the kitchen almost every night. I don't know what language is that. I think it's African. SALIKALWAWMASHIAH KALAKALAKAKEMOMAKALIKA TALABAMALAKSJHDFKLASDFHAKSJHDFKASF "CHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" -________- and now my neighbour is having a Bollywood party.

GRACIAS.

OMGGGGGGGGGGG THE WEATHER IS SO HOT TODAY. DAH LAH RUMAHKU INI TIADA PENDINGIN HAWA. pendingin hawa right? penghawa dingin. pendingin hawa. yes pendingin hawa. OMG 9 DAYS MORE. FREAK OUT FREAK OUT. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Good luck. Yay! No, I mean it. Good luck ohohohoho all the best to those sitting PMR next next week,  why the fuck are you reading this go read your textbooks, you assoles. whoever gets straight As must buy me a meal. deal? DEAL. OK. YAY. WIN-WIN SITUATION, YOU HAPPY, I HAPPY, WE TOGETHER-GETHER HAPPY. YAY! why am I still blogging? YAY! ok I'm not gonna blog until I'm done with this PMR ombak besar. ok bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Good luckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

CAN YOU FOLLOWW MEEEE

Brown Eyed Girls queen of kpop? yes. Miryo a better and fiercer rapper than CL? yes. JeA better than Bom in singing? yes. I did not freaking know that until I watched today's live performance. OMG THOSE FUCKING HIGH NOTES. I wonder if Jea's throat hurts. I've always looked down on them ever since I watched that 'Abracadabra' MV. I stood corrected. that is just total bullshit compared to 'Sixth Sense' lol. I could hear Ga In singing! in Abracadabra performances, she sang so damn freaking soft like wtf. I THOUGHT THE PRODUCERS FAST-FORWARDED THE RAP!! guess not since Miryo rapped like a robot. *bows*

BICHI BICHI

APA BENDA NI KENAPA FACEBOOK MACAM NI. /RAGE. don't care la I don't use it 24/7. I'm did my karangan halfway. then I have to go tuition. then now I forgot what to write. -________________- adoih my BM sucks like shit man. how the fuck can I improve my freaking tatabahasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. newspapers? books? GAAAH. I think I heard 'Bitch, bitch, guilty, guilty' in Brown Eyed Girls' new MV. or is it some Korean word HAHA. some of the viewers are really... good in understanding the hidden secret behind this MV. like wtf all I see is just the 4 of them wearing sexy outfits doing different scenes in different places, and 1 of them is like JeA is like most groups who like to play it safe in the little circle that is built around them but ended up suffocating as artists because they are limited in that sense and can't do more than they are told or expected to by society. Ga-In is like the symbol of artists that are trying to bre...

I got a litttle drunkk.

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24 hours in a day is basically not enough for me to study for PMR. I should have studied since January.. *sigh* it's okay mum, I'm still gonna stay back although I have to rush back for seminar, I don't mind getting tired for about 2 weeks, so that I won't cry when PMR results are out. anyways, my mum complimented me for the first time. she said my Maths is better than my two sisters. my confidence bar just exploded HAHAHAHAH it's a fucking big achievement for me okay, especially when my 2nd sister is like as smart as Jin Hua.. but it's all because Miss Angie is a really good Maths teacher, when we did like 12983712 steps for the working of 1 question, she can just do it in like 3 fucking steps. she impresses me. every. single. week. there's a lot of essays to do -.- I FREAKING LOVE WRITING ESSAYS!!! pfft. my imagination is not very great, so I suck at compositions. ask me to write an essay about saving the envir...

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PAPERS.

OMG FUCK I LOST ALL THOSE FUCKING PAST YEAR PAPERS TEACHER GAVE US LAST TIME. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT 1 WHOLE PILE OF SHEETS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY FUCKING BAG. BUT IT'S GONE NOW. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! NO WONDER MY BAG SO EMPTY. OMGGGGGGGGGGGG -______________- it's not in the cupboard,  checked all my books, it's not folded in there, it's not between my tuition papers, my mum obviously didn't touch my papers. Science papers all GONE. including the gerak gempur last week,  I OBVIOUSLY kept it INSIDE MY BAG.  and it is NOT THERE. the bitch who took it, fuck you. did all my holiday homeworks for NOTHING. _|_ I'm lucky Pn Chin didn't notice I don't have my paper with me for 2 days. WTF LAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. no wonder I can't find the timetable for this week. no wonder only my blue file is inside. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. son of a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"I FREAKING LOVE PICKLES."

okay so today has got to be one of the funniest school says ever. probably everyone got back their sense of humour after 3 days of holidays. I was talking to Trisha in class.. "Who doesn't know you don't like him?" "Nooo. It should be who doesn't know I like him." "No, it's who doesn't know you don't like him. Everyone in school thought you do." "Nooooo! Who doesn't know I like him." "See, negative and negative equals to positive." *draws on table with symbols* HAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. don't perasan uh okay thanks. oh wait I'm mixed up. >________> OH WAIT I WAS WRONG AFTER ALL. SORRY LOL. and then wtf in library laughed like shit until my stomach pain wtf. Debbie reminded me of Sook Ling's goofy smile during ABC wtf. and wtf lah teacher gave us the wrong answer. and she thought it was correct. and she even 'explained' to us. it's wr...

judge all you want, then proceed to look at the amount of fucks I give.

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"What's the definition of success and happiness." winning vouchers that entitles you to a free buffet at a 5-star restaurant. if that makes sense. --------------------------------------------------------- so I just found 1 person in Facebook going to the Korean Music Wave next Saturday. . . . I have no words to say. ---------------------- what the shit lah adoih why is there still idiots doing that sexual hand pose. let me explain this to you. posing with your tongue out in between your 2 fingers ; peace sign = licking a girl's vagina. now do you get it. good. stop doing that stupid pose, there's plenty of poses you can do. ---------------------------------------------------------- " DONT LOVE THE GURL OR BOY OVER.....WHEN THEY CHEAT U X CAN TAKE THAT......NOW LOVE IS ALL LIERRRRRRRRR" U TOK WAD. I do not understand this shit. my brain is not able to interpret the data found in this sentence. I am still not ab...

sigghh

wtf I hentam a lot in my tuition's Science paper. wtf it was bullshit. wtf wrong so many. wtf. ;____________________; I put calcium hydroxide SOLUTION when the answer is calcium hydroxide -.- how stupid can I be. there goes my marks flying away. ----------------------------------------------------------- and why is the connection so fucking slow. did my sister use up the bandwidth again?! =___________= the best rookie award would go to either B1A4 or Block B. but of course I prefer Block B duh I'm biased XD 1 of the comments : Block B internationally, B1A4 in Korea. true. fangirls in Korea prefer cute guys more than cool guys. HAHAH. B1A4's youngest member is a winking machine and full of aegyos wtf. Block B also got lah, I didn't say P.O didn't act cute. but in my opinion, B1A4 targets females, Block B is more towards both? lol cause I'm pretty sure males would be like wtf at B1A4 and Boyfriend. but of course I've seen both ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA THIS IS GORILLA PRODUCTION HAHAHAHA WTF Jokwon, Key, Brian, Sungjong and Kwanghee should form a girl group. Boy's Generation HAHAHHAAHA OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTFFFFF JOKWON IS 1 FUCKING GOOD DANCER HAHAHAHAHA THE ONE WITH THE BLUE CAP. he should be a freaking comedian.

I don't know I don't know.

Facebook needs to calm the fuck down. Once I got used to the new features, another wave of bullshit new features comes once again. it's too fast for me handle the change man, I ain't that young alright. calm yo assholes.   people who can't handle sarcasm are not not idiots. geddit? not not = double negative = positive. someone needs to give those bitches a cookie cause their lives are too dull. WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?!  ------------------------------------------------------------------ EDIT : CL and GD have a lot of things in common, 1 of it is that both of them sound really ducky at times but they are able to sing their autotuned part perfectly HAHAH.  as in like AuTtoOtUnNEeEeEeEeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  and GD looks best with black mohawk hair. or fauxhawk as long as it's spiked up, and it's black. not blonde or mushroom or helmet or bowl-cut or long long mop lantai hair or botak hair or orange or red or pink or V-shaped hair ...

*sighhhh*

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bitches need to understand the meaning of sarcasm. so I commented on KARA's video today, "OMFG LOL THEY WERE DANCING AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY ARE SITTING ON THOSE BOXES. MAGIC." (yeah I'm pretty proud to get a lot of likes HAHAHAHA) cause KARA recorded 2 performances today, and mashed it up together. 1 was them dancing and singing like normal. 1 was them sitting on those nice boxes, those boxes are stage props. and there's a shitload of comments saying  "lol guys it isn't magic, they recorded the performances 2 times." "they obviously recorded 2 times and edited it together." "it's not magic, they pre-recorded it." "you think they are able to teleport? of course they edited it." /facepalm to the fucking max. WOW, KARA IS SO GREAT UNTIL GOD GAVE THEM THE POWER TO TELEPORT!! KARA HWAITING!!! I know bitch, I know. You don't have to state the obvious.

I like it like it like it

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No doubt JYJ's album is awesome. as for the Engrish... HAHAHAHA WTF. APA KEBENDA INI, TAK LOGIK LANGSUNG. Probably your money is unpublic, try to save my life like a puppy and a cream, another hot movie character Bumble Bee, treat me like a slave and is it Halloween, trick or treats oh please don't try to pull my head on your way, brand new person your man, so FUCK OFF NO MORE TALK. I'm sorry, WHAT?! it's all over the place wtf. it's like he's saying a fly and a crocodile is related. yeah, it MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL. and B1A4's Beautiful Target. lyrics : you zoom zoom my heart like a rocket. what they sang : you JOOM JOOM my heart like a LOOCCKKEETTT and the lyrics are kinda funny to me XD "come into myheart.com, ID, password is your love" so cheesy wtf XD /cannot take them seriously. but I love how their MVs always have bloopers at the end. and Baro would get hit by someone's random hand every single time H...

you JOOM JOOM my HART like a LOCKETTT

CL is cool when she's not shouting at me. Her voice is nasally but decent. But her dancing? She's not that great.    THIS. THIS COMMENT.. THIS!!!!   I seriously hate it when she fucking screams when she sings those high notes. and when her voice is autotuned. OMG >_> this is why I love their acoustic versions more. no autotUuUuUnNEeEe, less screaming, more falsetto   I laughed at the comments that said 2NE1 is basically CL and DA CREW XD ok. I shall try to not judge Niel ft. Chunji and da gang here. MY ASSUMPTIONS AREEEEE summary : actually, the lines are distributed to suit the song. CL is not the best dancer, nor the best singer, or even the most stable voice, duh. But she probably has the most mature thinking, thus becoming the leader. Minji is the best dancer you assholes are you blind or something lol. Sh...

you're so fucking annoying -.-

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what the fuck I was supposed to study Chapter 7 but ended up watching funny videos on Youtube and laughed like fuck. the only thing I learned : Kedah berunding dengan Siam, Dol Said diberi pencen dan rumah. what the fuck ;______________; ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- moral of 'In Heaven' MV : always look left and right before you cross the road.  seriously?! how can the girl NOT look left and right BEFORE CROSSING THE DAMN ROAD?! YAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. I'm so cold and hungry. *depressed* HAHA wtf. no seriously, I'm hungry. lol I wish I have fast metabolism like last time when I was still very young. I eat eat eat eat eat from morning, until the sun sets and finally until I sleep AHAHAHA and yet I gain very little weight *siiiiiigggggghhhhhhhh* okay maybe it's because I was hyperactive and run around everywhere and cycle every fucking evening. yeah, I think it was because of that. n...

geojitMALLLLLLLL

today is probably the most expensive karaoke session ever. wtf RM197 for 5 people what the fuck. but it's a great way to relieve stress lol. it's the most exciting karaoke session I've ever experienced. we were singing and rapping and screaming and laughing there's no tomorrow. right after PMR, go to Neway, satisfaction. tomorrow I'm gonna get sore throat already HAHAHA. Jien Li said she don't wanna sing at first. LIES. SHE SANG!! HAHAHAHA  ALL OUR MICS NO MORE BATTERY WTF. --------------------------------------------------------------- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BOUGHT MAH FARKANG EARPHONES. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO  CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO ARRIVE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO *crosses out on things-to-buy list*

do uuiii tiinnkzzz itzz isshhhzzxxz cuteexx typing lyykkzz thixxzzz? NO.

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*goes to comments section of KARA's articles* YES!!!   I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES 'LUPIN' MORE THAN 'STEP'. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO 'STEP' is not bad lah, but the random high-pitched bitch screams annoy the fuck out of me. if you listen to the song, you'll know what I mean. and their outfits.. not even 2NE1 can pull off that clown outfits. this is absurd. but still, congratulations for winning although it's the first week they promoted the song. lol the leader cried. must be tough for her since she managed to pujuk all of them not to leave the group. look forward to horny cameramen filming their private parts in their future performances. serious. today's performance also they zoomed in to their..  -.- -------------------------------------------------------------------- so Neric was in his super dumb blur mode on Monday. what happened in tuition :  *Indian girl goes to Neric* "No more paper?...