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I was half-crying half-sneezing this morning omg wtf ok DAMN MY FLU. I don't know if it's because of the haze but whatever. My nose was going to fall off this morning, is this how people who've done plastic surgeries feel hhahaahaha omg ok sorry. Probability > FOM ok Goddamn matrices seriously. WHAT KIND OF FORMULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. /flips table. I would like to present you what my lecturer has typed in her slides. So we don't know what the hell was "conformable" and then I saw that she has apparently typed the definition of "conformable". Conformable - The matrices R and P would need to be conformable. Yes, thank you la Miss I totally understand the definition of conformable now ok thanks I love you so much.  Flip table ok flip all the tables in the world. MISS, WHY YOU LIKE DIZ ONE. Ugh Malay food. So delicious T_________T So I trie...

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Today I present you the award winning sarcastic lecturer with most evil laugh. Miss, you is my idol. ------------------------------------------------------ So we had our Chemistry lab yesterday and I didn't take pictures because it was a very depressing day for our group. We failed our second experiment. MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I DON'T WANT TO STUDY ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I DON'T WANT TO BECOME ENGINEER ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Just kidding. Okay we don't know what the fuck went wrong :( we even cleaned everything and started from the beginning again but we failed, again. We blamed it on Mr Sim for giving us bad luck HAHAHAHAHA. He came during our lab session because he was free. So he came and ka ka cau cau us. So we also prepared our defences. "What are you doing?" "Experiment." "-___-" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "No sir, we a...

We went to a dragon fruit farm at Seremban! It was pretty hot hahaha. Then we went to Yakult Factory. Yay free sample. Ok honestly speaking, the lady was much better at giving talk than the previous male staff who gave us the talk last time I went.  HAHAHAHAHA. SHE WAS SO MUCH BETTER OK. THE GUY WAS SO BORING. Then bleh bleh we went to Tesco for lunch. It was Tesco, not Jusco. So potong stim ok lol most of us thought it's going to be Jusco. We went to the food court to eat and I ordered the Malay economy rice. SO SPICY WOI WALAO.  I couldn't sit still while eating HAHAHA IT WAS BLOODY SPICY OK my face was so red. I wanted to cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I couldn't see anymore once I was done HAHAHA no la just joking. OK I HAVE TO GO NOW. SO MANY REPORTS AND ASSIGNMENTS DUE WARGH BYE.

During Archi : Lecturer shows off her masterpieces : "I did this during my studies. 1997." "Waaaah. Miss, which year which year?" "Year 4." "Waaahh. Then 18 + 5 = 23 years old. 1997 - 23 = 1974.. So now you're.. 40?!?" "Yess.." "WAAAAAAHHHHHHH. MISS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN YOUR EARLY 30s." /signature evil witch laugh "Hor.. bodek lecturer la." "Really!! You look like you're in your 30s!!" "OKK NO NEED TO DRAW LIAO." /signature evil witch laugh "OKKK CLASS DISMISSED." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YER HER LAUGH IS SO EVIL, IT'S HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME. "I want you to draw your eyes." "HAH?!?!?" "MISS, WE'RE ASIANS. HOW TO DRAW??" "Caaaannnn caaan." "Miss, WE CHINESE. MATA SEPET. SO SMALLLLLLL." "CAAANNNNN." "Very small leh Miss... One thin line only....

Sexy lunch at Jaya Grocer's Fresco. P:  So good uhmuhguh. --------------------------------- This song. Oh my God. Keeps me so pumped lol. ------------------------------------------------------------------ We bought a slice of Secret Recipe cake for our friend's early birthday. Ok honestly speaking, we didn't know what flavour to choose for him. Then we saw the majestic chocolate indulgence cake and it looked so tempting, we chose that for him. HAHAHA more like choosing for us than for him. Now I feel like eating cake. :( 1 week of not going to the gym, I feel like a sick zombie right now hahaha. Damn the coughing. Also, I'm going to Yakult factory again on Tuesday. *sigh* I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OKAY. Then she said there'll be participation marks if we went. OKAY FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. The last time we went to the factory sigh wasn't it so boring. Listening to them talking about Yakult for an hour.... :( This is c...

Chemistry experiment again yesterday. Whoooo. We played with colourful chemicals. Can you see the bubbles? Look at it. LOOK AT IT. Copper(II) carbonate and another one I forgot HAHAHA. SO PRETTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. RIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. During Business tutorial today hahahaha omg so we were curious if our lecturer was single or married. "Eh, she's married or not?"     "You ask her la."   "Miss. She asked if you got husband or not."   *shocked* "I got husband or not??"   "Yeah. She asked."   "I ASKED?!?"   "Who asked the question?"   *points to the innocent one*   "WAH WHAT ME??!"   "You ask ah? Ok 5 extra marks."   "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH."   "Miss, I ask one I ask one." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She asked us to find out by ourselves HAHAHA. During Calculus...

Done with minor tests. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. So we got shit done with our last FOM test 1 before the wave of mid terms starts to wash us away. Our lecturer and Mr Sim are always together......... Hmmm. Whatever lah sir, I respect your privacy HAHAHA. They were sitting beside each other in front of the auditorium, checking on us. So since he already knew some of us well (Sem 2 students mah), he started asking us : "Calculus or FOM easier?" Eheheheheh cue awkward laughter heheheh. "Calculus...."   "What?! FOM is easier!"   "You see, they sure tell you Calculus is easier!" Sir, this is not the right way to chase a lady pls. You must let her win. Sorry Miss, GUA TAK SUKA SETS HERE SETS THERE VECTORS HERE AND THERE. SO TROUBLESOME. Then we went to Cheras Sentral with engineering fellas after about 1000 hours of dilly dally hahaha. There were 8 of us, only 2 wanted to watch Maleficent, the rest of us wanted to watch How...

Hello everyone, I am now sick again.  I think the reason I'm sick is due to the crazy ass bipolar temperature change of my body/surroundings last Friday. I didn't sleep at 3am ok I slept quite early. It was bloody flipping BBQ hot right on Thursday night. Then it was cool in the morning. It was quite  cold  in the auditorium. Then after Prob test, I went out for a while to warm myself. Then it was cold again during Calculus test. Then it was bloody hot after Calculus, around 1pm. Super hot ass weather in the afternoon. Then it was cold again during Business. My body : Even though I consumed a lot of fruits on that day without any fried food. Wah. Test on Saturday morning, complete that shit quickly, have a bit of noodles, go back, K.O. At first I thought it's just some kelefe normal fever so aiyah no need to see doctor lah just rest and drink more water. I slept the whole day without turning on my fan lol. You see, during that period of time...

Omg Misssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Why are you so confusingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. So my Fundamentals of Mathematics and Prob & Stats are taught by the same lecturer. She's nice and all la like um Pn Catherine. DO YOU GUYS STILL REMEMBER OUR MUTIARA'S MATHS TEACHER?! Ok anyway. Those 2 subs are supposed to be easy for us kan since it's just slightly detailed version of SPM Modern Maths, BUT AH. HAIYOH. She either explains too much or too little.  Like for a topic that we've never learned before, she'll go through it pretty quickly and all of a sudden she's substituting some random equation. For another topic that we've already learned in SPM, she'll explain and explain and explain and the locals will be like ADOIH. We'll be so frustrated after FOM/P&S classes lol there goes our brain. Then Jill got so mad at my blur friend for being so blur hahahahahahaha. ...

I was so exhausted after lunch like some zombie. So dizzy and confused like what is happeningggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. Probably because of the hot weather. Then I got better during Calculus hahahaha. First Chemistry experiment today whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It was fun. I don't like the lecturer though. She probably blacklisted us already for laughing in the lab.  I secretly took some pictures in the lab. Secretly ok because we were sitting in front and she was like this freaking eagle.  It was way more exciting than Physics experiments ok HAHAHA because we only measured shit in Physics. In Chemistry you get to splash your friend with the concentrated acid and stuff. Nah just joking. Don't do that.  I don't like my lecturer........... Normal lecturer goes from A,B,C to Z in flipping sequence but she teaches like OH SINCE I'M TEACHING YOU ABOUT A ANYWAY AND IT'S RELATED TO G, I'LL EXPLAIN SOME UNKNOWN G SHIT ...