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keeping fingers crossed

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Ok it's time for me to study the fuck out of my brain and be serious for SPM. No fooling around for 1 month.  I have to concentrate now. Just 1 month, Su Jean. 1 month. Don't be overconfident. Check all my answers 1000000000000000000 times although I'm Careless Queen. *slaps self* I want my parents to be proud of their youngest child. I want to shove my results slip in my relatives' asses. I want to show off my cert to the people who thought I wouldn't make it. WE KAN DO ETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Cheesy Thursdays, everyone!

funny moments

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Ok so I checked out my old posts starting from January (this year) and I would like to highlight some of the funniest moments. 1. Physics tuition - Kasturi  He drew this patient with the thing to measure the pulse and he's like "You know like this thing, measure the pulse like those movies, beep, beep, beep"   "So ah, when you go and visit your uncle in the hospital and be like HALO UNCLE!!! That thing goes like  TTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. " 2.  Wei Ling fell into a pool of water. She tried to take a picture of us at the bus stop.   She started moving backwards.. until she fell into the pool of water HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 3. Yun Yung mistaken Sook Mun as my sister instead of Sook Ling's. *looks at me*   "Your sister ah? Haha."   "?????? Why are you talking to me?!?!"   *looks at Sook Ling and Sook Mun*   *looks back at me*     *still smi...

muh bitchachoz

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Last day of school : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD PN LEONG CRIED. Did she cry every year HAHAHAHHA ok I'm sorry. I guess she just loves her class a lot. Pn Teh hugged me! Teacher, even though you are.. not very good in teaching and explaining but she's still so nice to me even though I pretty much argue with her all the time lol and she'll give me that "not amused glare" EVERY SINGLE TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, teacher. I also forgive you for all the 12371293719231 times for not hearing/answering my questions and ignoring me. Yu Ern also cried. SHOCKING. I KNOW. HAHAHA. I WAS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. YU ERN?!?!?!?!?!? OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I'LL MISS EVERYONE!! THANKS FOR LETTING ME ANNOY YOU GUYS WITH MY SEXAY FANSEE WITH THICK MAKE-UP HAHAHA I'LL MISS POKING AND ARGUING WITH EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO WOULD ARGUE WITH ME LIKE EVERYDAY OR EVERY SECOND.  I'LL MISS THE SARCASTIC FAMILY HAHAHA FUCKERS. SO HARD TO DIFF...

Graduation Day!

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I AM SO EXHAUSTED LIKE *DIES* OKAY SO WE GRADUATED TODAY!!! YAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES I obviously stood in front of the camera while Sook Yee was trying to take a picture of my peasants at the back HAHAHA I KNOW OKAY. ALL BLACK YES I KNOW. JUST THANK GOD THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIRT'S THIN AND SMOOTH LIKE SUNSILK *cough*  if not I'll die in the hall. OKAY. SO. First we went all the way up to our class to put our bags and take our robes and shit. Yes hello, meet the other side of me. No you idiots, I wasn't smelling my robe. I know I look derpy okay. I KNOW. This is Kasturi's makan kaki group because we eat lunch with each other every Saturday. Unfortunately, our Datin Fiona Wong was in the next class but I did take a picture with her. SHE WORE A PURPLE BAJU KEBAYA. Looked so nyonya HAHAHAHAHA OUR DATIN WONG!!! The creators of Ah Gong and Ah Ma HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS GIRL. EVERYDAY IS A SEXY DAY FOR HER. SEXY F...

satisfied

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I feel extremely motivated when teachers write "good" on my papers. Like. Mood +10. No, I'm not even talking about those "very good" chops lol that's bullshit. I MEAN ACTUAL, LEGIT, HANDWRITTEN REMARKS. Makes me feel like I've leveled up HAHAHAHAHAHA shut up. It's the little things ~ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Mum. -.- So she asked me if I attended my cousin brother's graduation last time and I was like no. I didn't go to any graduations before. Then she was like no la I'm pretty sure you went but you just don't remember. I said NO. I didn't. (I obviously know better because DUH.) Then she started going all WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T YOU GO TO YOUR SISTER'S ONE. I THOUGHT YOU WENT. YOU AND YOUR OWN PROGRAMS AGAIN. EVEN SECOND SISTER DROVE US THERE. I WAS LIKE. WHAT. THE. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. WHO THE FUCK WAS THE ONE...

memualies

"EH WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY AH. I'm so lazy to count."      "2 3 9 13 5 6 3"   "Okay. THANKS."   "NO LA NO LA WAIT. IT'S 2 3 9 15 6 7 4"   "WAH SO BIG DIFFERENCE. YOU SIAO AH. HOW YOU COUNT ONE?!?"   "No lah joking only."   ".............................................. eh are you sure the last one is 3? Not 4 meh?" "Yeah?!? 3 la!!!" "4 LA. You count again." "1..2." "Count la count la. I'm just joking." "................................................................................................................................." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES PADAN MUKA. REVENGEEEE IS SWEEET~~~~ Do not regret blogging because 5 years later I can see how lame I was back then. *looks at old posts* *cringe* *buries myself in a hole*

(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 〜( ̄△ ̄〜)

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Currently listening to epic soundtracks again becuz I can. I FEEL LIKE "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON" MOVIE IS UNDERRATED AS HELL. The soundtracks were good for a freaking animation MOVIE OK. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, TOOTHLESS IS 1 FREAKING ADORABLE DRAGON. LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!! Anyway. There was raptai today for Graduation Day. That kompang song they played just now during raptai was really creepy lol. TO ME, AT LEAST. Omg so I'm like supposed to sit at one end with the guys freaking surrounding me because we're supposed to follow the name list. I pretty much said like less than 100 words in that 3 hours. HAHAHA THEY WERE PLANNING TO OPEN A MAMAK STALL OR A TUITION CENTER HAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE :OOOOOOOOOO YOU TOO?!?!?!?!? But of course I kept quiet lol. WHICH GENIUS THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA. LET'S FREAKING OPEN ONE TOGETHER AND BRING IN THE BIG BUCKS. WE HAVE THE SAME THINKING. I'm not even kidding but obviously not like ...

short post

We went to Taylor's Open Day today! IT WAS OKEI. I like their labs though. It's a really old building so it's obviously not as pretty as the Lakeside campus. But the ground floor was pretty lol with the new furniture and all. The guy told us everything we wanted to know about most of the Pre-U courses lol. BUT HOLY SHIT MAN THEIR FEES. SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. LIKE 50K FOR CAMBRIDGE A-LEVELS. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. So now I'm either studying at Setapak's TARC, Connaught's UCSI or Penang's INTI. I'll have to ask Mr Ng about this. TARC's hostel rental is so freaking cheap though. BUT UCSI IS SO NEAR TO MY HOUSE!!!! akjdakjdakjksfkrg uhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. OK I'm tired bye.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY brotherrrrrrrrr

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.......................... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I THOUGHT I THANKED EVERYONE IN FACEBOOK AND THEN WHEN I REFRESHED THE PAGE, ALL MY COMMENTS ARE GONE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *UGLY SOBBING* NO.NON.NON.ONO NOT AGAIN NO. NOOOOOO. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDASDFKSHAKFSDFSAKJDF -------------------------------------------------------------- Ok guys. Thanks for the shirt. I love it although Su Jean rarely expresses how she truly feels but REALLY. IT'S NICE. The shirt is very "me" thank you very much HAHAHA. Thanks for the Kakashi card, Jien Li like omg you talented...

dead

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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. What a quiet, cold morning. Woke up feeling like wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh and blasted my headphones. My sisters are sleeping so it feels so peaceful HAHAHA. Yeap. What a nice weather. Ahh........ Ahhhhhhhhhhh CH- Yeap. I'm fine. I'm fine. *blows nose* I'm alright.

no I'm not fine

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My internet connection is slow as hell. What's wrong with itttttttttttttttt omggggggggggggggggggggggg. I take like half an hour to load a freaking 3 minutes video. AND IT'S IN 144p!!!! NOT EVEN BLOODY 320p. Anyway. We went to a restaurant near KLCC last Saturday. The food was just okay. I'm never trusting Timeout again omg. My freaking lamb chop was like bloody hard. Like chewing gum or something. But the salad was okay and the drinks were overpriced. I got 50 bucks as a present from my sister. HAVING A SISTER WITH A HUGE GAP ISN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL. HAH, SUCK IT. Okay I found out TARC in Kampar doesn't offer A-Levels after emailing them. -.- THEY SHOULD HAVE FREAKING WROTE IT IN THEIR WEBSITE IN THE FIRST PLACE ARGH FOR GOD'S SAKE. Now I hope I can get INTI Penang's scholarship. ---------------------------------------------------------- Omg did I mention how much I hate my bloody new neighbours. Urgh those shit. I hope they'll get some cardiovascular d...

Le Roach

There was a fucking huge cockroach last night. Like the size of your thumb. IT WAS HUGE.  So I was scared as shit and switched off my laptop as fast as possible and ran up to the kitchen. I got a small box, AND I WAS READY. MY HEART WAS BEATING LIKE FUCK ALREADY. I went to the living room again and was prepared to catch that little fucker. I went as near as possible to the cockroach, like 2m away but shut up okay it's a cockroach. I tried to scare it away first but then IT FUCKING FLEW AND I WAS LIKE ASDJKSFHJSASAGFDGDSFGKAJDGHKSDJ ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION. ABORT.  MISSION. Then I mustered up all my courage and went to catch that little fucker again. I squatted down and got ready. After about 1 year of thinking, I THREW THE BOX TO TRAP THAT LITTLE FUCKER. But then it escaped before I could catch it and then I chickened out and went to sleep.

BYEEEEEE

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Okay. Well. In about 2 months time, Of course, we'll still be in touch after SPM. Hopefully. With a few other people. I guess. I don't know. We'll see HAHAHAHA. Yeah. Mmmhmmmm. Then when we'll have an annual gathering and meet up with each other and be like hey how's life yadayadayadayada. So, from my previous blog posts, I'm obviously going to study in Kampar TARC unless there's a miracle and I get some majestic full scholarship or something *cough*. Why? Because. - I don't want to study in KL lol. I'll have to face my relatives everytime I meet them. "HEY WHERE ARE YOU STUDYING NOW? WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING NOW? HOW'S YOUR RESULTS? DO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S DIFFICULT TO GET A SCHOLARSHIP? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING OVERSEAS. (INDIRECTLY CRUSHING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU) " - IT'S SO BLOODY JAM IN KL. I'LL WASTE LIKE AT LEAST 3 HOURS OF MY DAY TRYING TO GET TO UNI AND GET BACK FROM UNI. I might even die in the car...

sexy squidward

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My package is hereeeeee ~~~~~~ ------------------------------------------------ Omg in class today. I found out that I'm not the only one who wants to open a restaurant. Like :O I'M NOT ALONE. "Eh okay lah! You study engineering, I study business. Then next time I want to open a restaurant, I'll call you!"   "My engineering and your business might not be related mah."   "Oh ya lor hor. Actually which engineering do you want to study?"   "Nuclear engineering."       *3 seconds of silence later*   "YOU WANT TO BOMB MY RESTAURANT?!?!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funniest shit ever omg.

NMM

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Okay so yesterday we went for the National Maths Marathon at HELP Academy. We had to wait really long cause we got there early and the briefing was like, an hour after we registered. I thought there were only like 100 teams, turned out there were way more than that. I heard around 150 or something??? x3 means way more than 400 people. IF I'M NOT WRONG.  The "hall" was way too small to fit that many people so some teams had to stand up lol. We saw some impressive looking uniforms from obviously impressive international/private schools. A few ang mohs, okay la, got 2 or 3 Korean guys also lol. I think they're from Seri Suria. Idk they were wearing the grey-ish vertical striped shirts. Everyone looked really smart there with all their ties and we're just like ......... hi we're from Seri Mutiara HAHAHAHA. REALLY.  Then the MC called the teachers to go to Level 3 and there's this freaking woman who was sitting behind me with her lovely students. She shhh-...