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gay farkang daejuns

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EDIT : oh wait there's another gayo daejun tonight. More collabs, please. no more year end award ceremonies already? I only find 10% of all the performances in the 3 gayo daejuns combined interesting. e_e 90% of it was boring. not many interesting collabs other than the hip hop special stage and Changmin and Taeyeon's Devil's Cry. the SMTOWN dance performances were decent but the hype only lasted for a few minutes lol. not even 2NE1 could save the night. okay maybe CL's good but I'm really sick of listening to Ugly and I Am The Best for the 1982379218371923rd time. I'm fine if they did covers of other songs but WHY THOSE 2 SONGS. WHY.  I hope next year's performances won't be dull. I'm only talking about Gary, Dynamic Duo and Tasha in the hip hop special stage. I didn't know Gary is actually LeeSsang omg I thought LeeSsang was some other guy ._. Taecyeon looked like he wanted to punch someone while Hoya seemed so clueless lik...

roti canai yo yo yo

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lol my mum got sick of me as I kept asking her about accounts next year HAHAHA. "Mi, accounts not included in SPM. They say 10 subjects maximum." "Ya meh? How many subjects you taking now including accounts?" "10. Not including accounts." *silence* "Eh wait mi, including accounts is 10 subjects." "Aiyah whatever la, you study, not me." what is this. I hate going to Youtube and all the comments are like Asian this, Asian that, difficulty level : Asian, Asian will pwn your ass, you have to be Asian to do this this that that, like hello, I'm Asian but you don't see me playing the guitar like Sungha Jung, you don't see me playing Starcraft like I created that shit, I'm Asian, but I'm as dumb as a potato mind you. oh and what's up with Facebook nowadays. why are there so many people requesting for "if you wanna have a relationship with me, inbox me." hello what the fuc...

ridiculous ridiculous

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omg why did the artists dressed so ridiculous at SBS Gayo Daejun. c'mon, SERIOUSLY?! REALLY NOW??  you guys need better stylists. IU's pretty though, but she looks old with the long white dress. the others are either too wacky or too boring. waiting for the pictures of the other artists. I'm looking forward to see how ridiculous 2NE1 would look lol. I hope they don't put Minji in a ridiculously long coat with her fugly hair again. e_e if Dara's gonna show up with her bloody palm tree hair again, I'll throw coconuts at her stylist -.- omg Hongki looks like those uncles that drink a lot of beer and then they'll get drunk right on the spot. SNSD's dresses.. e_e boring. ok they look stunning but the dresses made them look like Cinderella's slaves lol. including you, Hyoyeon.  you look old :/ omg 2NE1 with the ridiculous outfits again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. they made Bom looked like a rafflesia wtf....

nehnehnehnehnehneh

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Jay Park's new album is not bad lol. okay lah, not bad. his title song, the instrumental sounds a bit like Taeyang's You're My song. I like Enjoy The Show :D HE SAID THE WORD 'MOTHERFUCKER'. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ALBUM IS SO GONNA GET BANNED BY MOGEF OR SOMETHING. neh neh neh neh neh neh. Jay is a blackjack. ----------------- ok school's gonna start next week. like next freaking week. I hope I won't get nominated for those bloody positions -________-. if you choose me as your ketua kebersihan again, don't you ever touch my food. EVER. I mean it. I'm looking at you. if I'm the treasurer, the money.. ;) don't blame me if the money's gone. I'm all alone in my tuition. Hui Nie shifted, Cherie has her own home tuition. that means everyone in the same class is gonna be my enemy lol.

hooohooo

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hello. sorreh for not updating. here's a picture of Kuaci :)))) was busy reading Naruto :p and I went shopping every day lol. dad seems to be so generous these days :O and 2 things I hate about shopping malls. you can see parents whacking their children everywhere you go like omfg please, stuff that kid with bread or something. what the fuck is wrong with them. kids blocking the fucking way. excuse me kids, or this jie jie will 'accidentally' kill you with these big heavy plastic bags. outta my way. oh and Naruto has some freaking good looking characters 8DDDDDD. like Sai or whatever shit it is (pun intended 8D) , and Kakashi, and and Sasuke andddddddddd yeah. it's farnie at times. like when this emotionless Sai wanted to make friends with them, Sakura : you can call him Baka Naruto, or Idiot Naruto.. Naruto : =__= that's too much. Sai : (I see.. so I call them by their characteristics..) No problem, hag :) Naruto : O_O! Sakura :...

hamster, Y U SO LAZY?

took a nap just now cause I was so fucking sleepy omg. once I lied on my bed, my brain stopped functioning. when I woke up, I was like : "... it's Friday already? DID I SKIP DINNER? WHY DIDN'T MY MUM WAKE ME UP?" then I saw my sisters eating dinner and I was like "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH.." so cooling ;D. such nice weather to hibernate. I saw the scans for the photobook of 2NE1 Nolza DVD. so many derp faces -_________- like they're half-smiling, half-singing, half-dancing, like wtf seriously? they should hire professional fan-photographers.  the new 2NE1 lightstick is damn niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. it's a heart shape with wings. when it glows, woooooooooow. and the white hoodie whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I made Jien Li like Epik High hohohoho. I'm not aloneee :D at least when they have a comeback, I have someone to fangirl along with me. took me a few replays to understand the meaning of some of...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STRAIGHT As!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS YES YES YES YES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK YOU, BM. WE SHALL MEET AGAIN NEXT YEAR. so I called my mum first and she's happy for me, she didn't shout or scream of whatever. then I messaged my dad : DADDY!! I GOT STRAIGHT As!!! but then he replied : V good. Congralulation n keep it up. ....... but who cares right, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! CONGRATULATIONS EVERY FUCKING ONE. YES, LANGUAGE SUBJECTS ARE CUNTS. AND UH. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OK HAHA I'M STILL HIGH. guess what I did yesterday lol. 7pm - normal F3 students : OMGGGG SHITTT DAMN NERVOUS WEHHHHH. me : OMGGGG SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START THE FIGHT WITH NARUTO ALREADY YOU ASSHOLE. OMG WHY THE FUCK MUST YOU ALL TALK SO MUCH. FASTER KILL HIM LA BITCH. 11pm - normal F3 students : *can't fucking sleep* me : *slept after reading manga* 2am : norma...

bad habit.

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brb dying.
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omg this is so beautiful I don't even-  

me gusta.

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*le click link for SNSD's Maxi Single* *le click link for SNSD - The Boys ft. Snoop Dogg* reaction when heard Snoop Dogg's rap : whut iz diz Hyoyeon's repetition of her Engrish rap didn't help at all. "ALL THE BOYS" sounded like "ALO BOYS ALO BOYS ALO BOYS" omg why is there like 6 FUCKING DIFFERENT REMIXES OF THE SAME SONG. 1 of the remix's instrumental has this freaking spray sound effect, and it pisses me off wtf so annoying. --------------- so there's this reality show, or variety show, or whatever show called 'Dangerous Boys', it's pretty interesting to watch. there's like 5 rebellious boys who smokes and drinks and stuffs, and SNSD has to mentor them or something to make them change into a better person. I think it's gonna be successful, since the boys themselves wanted to change. Hyoyeon and Yoona's team is farnie. so they went into a room with 1 of the boys sitting alone ...
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Jeremy, are you FUCKING SERIOUS. do you even know what the fuck is happening in North Korea? I am.. speechless. way to go, sucker.  

IY2

ok I'm watching Invincible Youth. it's nice to see the old village again. omg the cow is crying ;__________________; erm why the fuck is the house in Season 2 so luxurious.  isn't it supposed to be an old house or something. THEY NEED A FREAKING FEMALE MC, BRING SHIN YOUNG BACK. COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKK. in Season 1, there's the know-it-all realist Road Lee , he's all like, who gives a fuck if you all are idols, your signed CDs are useless for me as I don't own a radio, and your expensive caps can only be used when we're farming under the hot sun. the actual village chief Wanggu , I think? he's the expert in farming and also an expert when dealing with animals. and an actor as the temporary village chief Noh , he'll never let people interrupt him when he talks but he stops people from talking instead. it's not offensive but I find it funny though. then we have the Kim Shin Young and Kim Tae Woo who looks more like a ...

fucking bastard.

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just got back from The Mines ;D and all the books in 1 of the bookshop there got 80% discount omg. yes 80%. mum went apeshit looking for interesting books, she ended up buying 6 books. I kept asking her to buy those fiction books related to science and stuffs and she kept saying no.  then I'm like why not, it looks interesting and she's like it's too complicated and stuff. fine. *le sigh* oh well, I might not read it anyway. she said she loves books written by Chinese authors cause their stories are simple and nice to read HAHAHAHA. she bought like 4 cina books okay. as in the stories took place in China, not Mandarin books. then I was holding a book with an interesting cover and she snatched it away from me lol, she said it's a good book and blabla but when she flipped through it,  the words were so fucking tiny that she immediately closed it and put it back HAHAHA. and I just realized I have a very very short torso -__-. when I stand up, I...

ooohhh..

ok Hyuna and Hyunseung, I don't know if you're dating or not but you need to control your sexual frustration on stage. he is literally molesting you in front of all the cameras, what. the. fuck. my respect for CUBE Ent is totally gone now. Hyuna, I know you're legal but omg ._.  ---------------------- everyone is welcome to drop by my house and have tang yuans made by me ;) if you know where is  Sunway Cheras, Hijauan Residence, Venice Hill, Alam Jaya, yes I can give you my address and you can come and see Kuaci. yeah I'm serious but I'm sure none of you knows where are those alien places so nanannananana. you might know where is Challenger but I'll let you figure out where the hell are these places 8D I wanna try making Milo tang yuan HAHA.

naega jaeil jala GARGH.

ok since there's like half a month more to go before 2011 ends, I am here to reflect myself on how pathetic I am as a kpop fan. yes I know I am, you don't have to shove it in my face or something lol. I regret buying SHINee's Hello album, like seriously regret it. that was when I was this super obsessed SHINee fan. I mean like, I only played the CD like once or twice, cause I downloaded all the songs online, duh. AND I only like 2 or 3 songs. -______________- seriously, what the fuck was I thinking back then. Lucifer is amazing in terms of choreography but even a Grade 1 could play the song on piano.  I even got brainwashed by idiots in the forum, making me hate a certain groups just because of this this and that that. I'm actually glad I didn't buy 2NE1's latest album,  because.. I don't really like some of the songs, especially I Am The Best, like argh it's catchy and yeah but no I don't like, no. they're like dressed in freaki...

nananananaa

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Jeremy Scott on 2NE1's appeal: “Each one of the girls is so unique... that’s where the lines and the lyrics came from for 'Ugly.' CL said to me, 'You know, not everyone thinks we’re beautiful. You think we’re really beautiful but all these other people don’t think we’re beautiful because we don’t look perfect.' And I explained to her that she is perfect and they are perfect because they are unique. That’s what I think the world will appreciate.” *gives virtual hug to them*

when it snows outisde on this winter night duudududu

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so I was browsing through SM artists' pictures for the winter album and I came across SHINee's individual shots, Jonghyun looks like a handsome elf HAHAHA but Key looks like an alien. e_e he's like the master of all elves. he just looks weird. Hyoyeon looks amazing whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Seohyun and Yoona look gorgeous :O Yesung is forever with that emo hairstyle lol. Changmin still looks good with that curly hairstyle. but he looks hotter with super short hair. Yunho with that red hot pepper suit. Key is CL's sister from another mother, while Amber is Jonghyun's brother from another mother. LSM wanted to name Shindong 'Udon' "HELLO EVERYONE, MY NAME IS UDON, AND I AM FROM SHUPER JUNIO!" then I would be like "Yeah, nice to eat you."   I remember when  TVXQ ‘s Uknow Yunho came up to me concerned and said, ‘Our group name is going to be Dong Bang Shin Gi (meani...

eaarrr after eaaarr

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Jeremy Scott's sneakers with wings? 2NE1's outfits on stage? 2NE1 WEARING Jeremy Scott's outfits ? stay away from them ._. ----- *sniff*   "OHOH. TRY SMELLING THE MUSHROOM!" *sniff*   "..." *sniffs again* "There's no smell right? That's shiitake mushroom." "-________________-"  

jingaling ting ting

omg DBSK's song for SM winter album is so fluffy HAHA. their English. :D Changmin sounds like a kid. HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg their voices.  Yunho didn't sing with his nasal voice. YES! ok wow SNSD's English is good. ok BoA's English is good too.  her voice is so soothing :O I could listen to this song to sleep. SM, more ballads for her please thank you I love you. their covers are awesome. yeap, SM bought all the songs if I'm not wrong. but I don't mind, at least not something like Hurricane Penis Venus. Wonder Girls did a cover with 2AM, JYP released a Christmas single last year, so uh YG, I'm waiting for you to do something. I got blown away by Zhang Li Yin's smooth voice. I didn't know she's that good :O

ba bam, ba ba bam, bam bam bam.

I just realized something. Can't nobody hold us down = everyone can hold us down. right..? yes?  no? okay. HEY GAL, HEY U GO GAL, T-T-T-T-THAT GAL. HEY GERRR, HEY U GO GERR, BABY BABY BABY BABY GERRR. *cough* omg I thought I was the only one who thinks Hyori looks a bit like BoA. I'm not alone. YAAAY! oh, mum's friend is a bit like my aunt. they get real excited when they tell stories. but this morning, she almost made me choke on my drink. (IN CANTONESE) When we went to Australia uh, before we enter the hotel room, we said  "Ngo dei hai li dou zhu leong man, moi kacau ngo dei har."  But then ah, later the ghosts don't understand cause we said in Cantonese. So we say again in English. Australia ma. "Excuse me, we are staying here for 2 nights, please don't disturb us." HAHAHAHAHAHA. damn ridiculous wei XD.

bang bang

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I laughed so hard, I cracked my neck bone.  WTF. So I heard H.O.T is gonna reunite and release an album under SM. does that mean DBSK might have a chance in the future? :D oooohhh. although it's ridiculous how I once hated SM, but I hope their artists don't leave the company ._. let's face it, their vocalists are amazing, some are even considered the best in the entertainment industry. don't forget the comedians and actors and the talented dancers. nannaaananananr rant rant rant rant ok thx bye.  

SSSSHHHHHH.

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I used the peeler to peel my apple into millions of pieces so it wouldn't get stuck between my teeth.    om nom nom :D it works for me.  the braces are annoying. tongue got hurt at least 4365 times already. -------------------------------------------------------- OMGGGG MINJI, YOUR HAIR. you look like an apek. =___________= what's with the 'M' purple hair hur. they have to bring back her black layered hairstyle. Bom looks awkwardly stunning. her poses are so awkward when she sings. CL looks CL-ish as usual. but Dara with that super red lipstick and palm tree hairstyle. Halloween is over already, Dara. but kudos to Minji for still being vocally stable even after performing 2 songs in a row. the others were like panting, including the hyperactive CL. Minji's vocals. (Y) this girl has tons of stamina. only CL could do her trademark "BRRRRRAH!" . GD tried when they performed I Am The Best but it sounds like "Bra." ...