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Bom's heels came off.. so she decided to take off both and perform barefooted instead... GD's pants ripped .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HIS PANTS OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HER HEELS HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 

So we were in the car today when Yi Yi called my Mum and asked if she could drop Yi Yi at the clinic near our house. Okay then, in the car, she's like (they're speaking in Hakka) *TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALK* Mum : Why do you want to see the doctor?   Aunt : I have a bad cough.   Mum : YOU GOT COUGH MEH?? You sound fine to me when you talk.   Aunt : Yeah *fakecough* I coughed non-stop since last night!!! Mum :           HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA. she sounded perfectly fine to me when she was telling her stories out loud lolololol THEN SHE FAKED A COUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok is it just me or there is a sudden bombardment of miserable, slow, sad songs lately. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHAT IS HAPPENING. ok usually there's a balanced amount of sad songs and upbeat songs lol. But lately, it has been all about heart broken, break-ups, etcetc. and the upbeat ones are usually... Pitbull. why?!? I DON'T WANT LISTEN TO THE RADIO ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL AND WHOAH ALL THESE SAD SONGS OMG LES MISERABLES RADIO-ES STATION-ALES. I WANT TO START MY MORNINGS WITH A HAPPEH SONG PEEPOL. Like IT'S RAINING MEEEEEEENNNN, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN. *SCREAMING GIF* AND THEN I'LL BE LIKE YEAH PPL. I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO SCHOOL MAN! OMG! WHOOOOOH! MCDONALDS, YOU HAVE TO LIKE MAKE A PROMOTION ON YOUR HAPPY MEALS LIKE NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN. TO. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. you can thank me with a free one later WINK WI...

Dear neighbours, OMG WHY DO YOU BBQ EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT?!?!?! I SMELL LIKE A FUCKING BBQ PORK 24/7 MAN. CAN'T YOU LIKE DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?! LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE A FUCKING WIDE ASS GIGANTIC FIELD LESS THAN 100m AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE?! IT. STINKS. LIKE. SMOKE. WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAAAAAA UNKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

so I ate McD's beef prosperity burger today...  and fuck. TOO MUCH BLACK PEPPER. SO FUCKING SPICY. I don't know how they did the sauce but there were way too much black pepper in it. Like maybe they were supposed to pour half a bag of black pepper but then someone pushed the worker and like WHOOPS. I POURED THE WHOLE BAG. I like the twister fries. Heheheheheheheheh. --------------------------------------------------------- my group won the mini Maths competition we had in class. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY GROUP MEMBERS, SOOK LING AND HUI JING FOR ALL THEIR HARDWORK AND ALSO MY CALCULATOR FOR HELPING ME THROUGHOUT THIS. ok Pn Teh, the prizes better not be fucking Maths revision books or else I'll flip the table. I don't mind stationery but you better not reward us with fucking Maths workbooks.

omg Pn Nik is pregnant. PN LEONG, PLEASE DON'T GET PREGNANT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. IT'S SNAKE YEAR MAN DON'T GET PREGNANT THIS YEAR. I DON'T MIND IF YOU'RE PREGNANT NEXT YEAR AFTER OUR SPM OKAY. BUT JUST NOT THIS YEAR. Pn Nik teaches like freaking fast though. Like bullet train. LIKE OKAY GUYS OPEN TO PAGE THIS THIS WE'LL BE LEARNING ALKENE TODAY. BLABLABLABLA OKAY UNDERSTAND? DOUBLE BOND YA. BLABLABLA OKAY GUYS?!?! OKAY NOW WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ALCOHOL. OKAY BLABLABLA ZOOM ZOOM OKAY FINISH. TOMORROW WE'LL BE DOING PEKA YA. PAGE ____ EXPERIMENT THIS THIS THIS. THANK YOU, CLASS. SO FAST MAN SO FAST. Sure die if I didn't go for tuition. Pn Leong is fast too, but not as fast as Pn Nik. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ermahgerd why is JDviolinboy so adorable. Praise the Lord for his existence omg he's going to be a celebriteh when he grows up hotter than ever.

ermahgerd look at those skull covers. DAYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM. ermahgerd I dreamed of aliens last night.................................................... I had like 3 totally fucking different dreams okay I do not even- 1st was I used the laptop and register myself in some forum. 2nd was I'm sitting for English paper lolololololol with the whole class lolololol and we didn't know what the fuck was the meaning of some word and she told us lolol. 3rd was my encounter with a kind alien who helped me wtfwtfwtfwtf. I helped him too. SO RIGHT. WE HAD THIS THING THAT HELPS US FLY. SOMETHING LIKE A KITE WHERE SOMEONE HAVE TO PULL IT FOR YOU. SO AT FIRST IT WAS HELPING ME FLY LOLOLOLOL AND THEN EVENTUALLY I SAID OKAY NVM, IT'S YOUR TURN NOW AND THEN IT STARTED FLYING AND SUDDENLY ITS MOUTH GREW SCARILY WIDER AND LIKE OMG then I woke up. It was wearing a hood though hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa. ok seriously I'm not lying here lol this is fucking insane. De...

every morning : what E Zhen would do : what E Zhen hopes we do : what we actually do : I'm sorry I just had to use the Changmin gif hahahahahahaha. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Whenever I see super un-cute and so not adorable spoiled brats :   don't you dare spoil my things, you little fuckers. please control your children in public, dear parents. Your cuteness level will drop to negative infinity once you manja your parents and cry over something stupid. bitch, when I was your age, no fast food means no. You do not cry over it and yell at your parents. You do. NOT. if I have kids like them in the future, I will disown them. Until they regret their actions and apologize, I will give them eat white rice with only green vegetables for lunch and dinner, for about a week. I don't care if kids love meat. Fuck you and your brat attitude. Why can't you be like other obedient kids?!!?

and I have yet to hear any news of 2NE1 releasing their album... oh my gosh you guyz. DEADMAN WONDERLAND IS BACK. AFTER 1 FREAKING YEAR. THAT'S LIKE 366 DAYS, INCLUDING THE FEBRUARY 29 LAST YEAR. LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE THE EPIC ENDING OF DEADMAN WONDERLAND. THE FINAL CHAPTER. AFTER 1 YEAR. That chapter better be good or else.

I actually like 'I'll Make Love To You' by Boyz 2 Men. GUILTY. this song. IT'S SO CATCHY. BUT THE LYRICS ARE SO DIRTY. I first heard it when Taeyang sang the chorus hahahahaha then I'm like OMG WHAT SONG IS THAT. I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, WHEN YOU WANT ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. AND I'LL HOLD YOU TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, BABY ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOUUUUUUUUU ^ gifs not suitable for minors. OH IT IS RAINING AGAIN. QUICK. LET'S SPAM FACEBOOK WITH EMOTIONAL PICTURES CAPTIONED "RAINING AGAIN." AND START FLOODING IT WITH EMOTIONAL, MISERABLE STATUSES. *starts playing It's Raining Men* ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love it when people say whatever's in my mind that I cannot say it out loud. THANK YOU, O RANDOM CITIZEN. BLESS YOUR KIND SOUL AND YOUR FAMILY. I will find you and be friends with you discuss ...

I feel so CNY-ish today. The weather's hot. Sisters are at home. There's no school tomorrow. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. MY PERIOD'S COMING ON CNY. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. PLEASE COME EARLIER, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I don't want to go anywhere when I'm on my perioooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddd. okay so about the 'Highway to Hell'. Yeah, I was listening to it the other day in Youtube, then 1 or 2 days later I opened my iTunes and it's right there in my Recently Added playlist. IT'S RIGHT THERE. LIKE RIGHT THERE. HIGHWAY TO HELL - AC/DC. But then I can't play it because the file is not located because I DON'T REMEMBER DOWNLOADING HIGHWAY TO HELL?!?!!? BUT IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE OMG PLEASE I HAVE A WEAK HEART OKEI DON'T PLAY PLAY. WHAT IF GO...

-rant- omg who are all these satanic mafucking bitch spawns. Leave that poor guy and his family alone wtf are you trying to accomplish by ruining their lives. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO UTTER ANY SINGLE BAD THING ABOUT HIM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND I WILL HUNT YOU THE FUCK DOWN AND STAB YOU REPEATEDLY MAKE SURE YOUR BLOOD WILL BE SACRIFICED TO THE RAIN GODS AND THE REST OF YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE THAT FUCKING TRAUMA AND MAKE SURE IT'S IMPRINTED IN YOUR BRAINS AND MAKE SURE IT WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU MADE THAT POOR GUY WHO USED TO BE ON THE STAGE EVERY FUCKING WEEK, TO A PERSON WHO HAS STAGE FRIGHT. THANKS TO YOU, HE HAD FUCKING DEPRESSION FOR MONTHS. FUCK YOU PEOPLE. FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH. FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU.

Wei Ling tried to take a picture of us at the bus stop. She started moving backwards.. until she fell into the pool of water HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not really fall la, I mean. Just 1 foot there and she screamed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA it's just a very shallow pool of water but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we laughed like mad in Sook Ling's house. So Yun Yung, Wei Ling and I went there after UM cause we had tuition after that. Then they ate their chicken rice and I ate their sandwiches cause I ate finish my chicken rice in the bus already. I think Sook Yee ate cili padi cause she drank a gallon of water after that lolz. THEN YUN YUNG TOOK OUT HER SANDWICHES AND THEY WERE FLATTENED LIKE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's like flattened and senget 1 side already like wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf hahahahahahahahahaahahhaaha but then I ate the egg sandwich anyway cause I was hungry. THEN RIGHT. SOOK LING WENT UP THE STAIRS TO CHANGE HER PINAFORE AND THEN WHEN YUN YUNG LOOKED UP AND ASKED HER SOMETHING, WEI LING WAS LIKE "Ee yer Yun Yung you pervert, looking up at Sook Ling's skirt." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA CAUSE SHE WAS WEARING PINAFORE AND WHEN SHE WALKED UP THE STAIRS, IT'S REALLY OBVIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

teachers : 5 SCIENCE 1 ALSO LIKE THAT AH. you know what you satanic bitch spawn fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou we deserve to live a normal lifestyle and not worship you teachers 24/7 and change our religion to Teacherism and bow and pray to you with fruits and flowers every morning ok fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou. Maths. Omg Maths. wow I really didn't know that the area below the x-axis is way smaller than the area above the x-axis, like, wow thank you teacher for telling us all these becuz who the fuck would have expected positive numbers are way bigger than negatives right like wow this is so mind-blowing. and wow DID ANYONE KNOW THAT NEGATIVE TWO IS WAY FUCKING SMALLER THAN POSITIVE FOUR ?!?!?! NOT ME, APPARENTLY. I JUST FOUND IT OUT THIS MORNING. WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY MIND GOT SO FUCKED BECUZ I ALSO DID NOT REALIZE THAT 2 IS ALSO SMALLER  THAN 4 ! NOW THAT I KNOW POSITIVE NUMBERS ARE BIGGER THAN NEGATIVE NUMBERS, I CAN NOW B...

"Society has been freed from the memory of God, from the burden of right and wrong. Soon the last vestiges of ancient authority will be thrown aside. But we are still not free. Sometimes I think we are less free than the people in the past - the people who wrote those poems. Something is controlling us. There is less knowledge, less memory, less culture to keep us in bondage, but we still haven't become what we truly are." - The Illumination of Merton Browne. I like this book. Not recommended for kiddos who are not used to reading sex, drugs and power. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh my God. Pn Teh.

my eldest sis's bf's family exchanges gifts with us every Chinese New Year. Oh God, get married already plz I want to have my own bedroom. hehehehehehehhuhuhuhhuhu. THE SOONER, THE BETTER. ------------------------------------------ Whenever Fiona's all high and being a crazy-ass madafaka, my reaction : UNAMUSEDUNAMUSEDUNAMUSED. she gets all weird and stuff, doing things you wouldn't expect her to do. Really. okay ever since the teachers started taking Herbalife, they're like. freaking worshipping Herbalife now. they Herbalife everyday like everytime we have class, Herbalife blabla Sivik blabla okay guys blabla HerbalfeHerbalifeHerbalife blablabla. Yuen Yee told us a really lame joke yesterday. "I TELL YOU AH, A JOKE I HEARD FROM THE RADIO YESTERDAY. IT'S DAMN FUNNY YOU KNOW!!!"   "Okay. What."   "You know ah!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."   "Hahahaha wtf. Okay this mu...

it's drizzling so my Mum didn't want to drive us out for dinner. So my eldest sis and I decided to order KFC. SO I CALLED THEM. AFTER FUCKING 10 MINUTES OF TELLING HER MY ADDRESS AND WAITING FOR HER TO CHECK IF THEY'RE ABLE TO DELIVER, "Oh sorry, we don't deliver to Batu 9. " WELL, FUCK YOU TOO. then we decided to order McDonalds. NOPE. OUR ADDRESS IS NOT AVAILABLE EITHER. So we had to go for Domino's Pizza. Again. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. MCDONALDS AND KFC ARE SO DAMN NEAR TO DOMINO'S AND YET THEY DON'T DELIVER TO MY ADDRESS. ok Domino's packing my pizzas now. I love you too, Domino's. You have always been here when I need you in the most desperate times.