*sniff sniff* WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY IS THERE BELACAN SMELL WHEN IT'S 10 AT NIGHT?!?!! WHAT THE HELL LA, NEIGHBOURS. NEXT TIME I COOK CHAU TAU FU AT 10 IN THE MORNING BARU TAU.
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Mon Dieu!
I love it when my Mum asks me to help her in the kitchen and at the end of the day, the dishes are tasty. It makes me realize that I actually have talents and I am born to be a chef. RED, I FEEL MY SOUL ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *flips hair* JKJKJK. BUT I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN MY MUM KEEPS SAYING THIS REPEATEDLY : Don't kacau too much! Let the veggies cook. You must spread it all over the pan! OK MUM I UNDERSTAND. I AM JUST EXPERIMENTING WITH THE FOOD. I JUST WANT TO CHECK, THAT'S ALL. IT IS OKAY. THE FOOD IS NOT BURNT. ---------------------------------------------------------- the turtle is dumb. It tried to escape by climbing on top and "stood up" against the wall. THEN IT FELL TO THE SIDE. THEN IT WAS LIKE OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED OMG FREEZE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED O.O OMG. Only moved after like 10 seconds. They take turns to escape ok I can differentiate them by their very unique shells haha. In the morning i...
Spectrum
HOLY SHIT. DID ANYONE WATCH THE SPECIAL STAGES FROM SBS GAYO DAEJUN?!?!?! OMG THAT SM PERFORMANCE OH MAI GAD. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW LOOK AT YUNHO LOOK AT HIM. THAT DANCE PERFORMANCE WAS FUCKING AMAZING. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY IS MINHO THERE AND EUNHYUK'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POISONOUS MUSHROOM BUT IT'S OKAY I CAN JUST DROOL AT YUNHO. OMG CL LOOKS LIKE THE YELLOW BIRD IN SESAME STREET HAHAHAHAHA OMG DAESUNG AND HIS GREEN HAIR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DID ANYONE WATCH THE RAP PERFORMANCES?!?!?!? THERE'RE LIKE 3 VIDEOS OF EPIK HIGH, DYNAMIC DUO AND SIMON D COLLABORATING LIKE DAMN, BUT HERE I'LL JUST PUT THE FUNNIEST ONE HERE .
A-s-s
Day 3 : Draw an unfit means of travel. I think it's not fabulous enough. Should draw a more fabulous stick figure next time. I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY AUNT'S BUFFET DINNER AT HER HOUSE. Her daughter's getting married. I still have no idea who the fuck is that. I saw her. Nope, can't recognize them. My sisters didn't go. I was the only English speaker there. SO FUCKING AWKWARD. AWKWARD TAHAP INFINITY AND BEYOND. I REGRET GOING THERE. I was sitting with my 4 cousins and 2 of their husbands, same table. They were speaking in Mandarin, which I fucking understand but I didn't say anything at all. No words. Nothing. Then I went and take some food and when I came back, my cousin's husband was sitting on my seat, and he's like "Oh, wo zhuo ni de wei zhi ah, dui bu qi dui bu qi. Okok wo hui qi." "Ta bu hei ting hua yu de ah." *it's okay just fucking smile at them. Just fucking smile. Smile.* "Hah? Ni bu hei ah? Ok....
I AM READY, FANTINE.
WHY IS FRENCH SO BEAUTIFUL. WHY. IMAGINE IF A FRENCH GIRL COMES UP TO ME AND GOES ALL FUCK YOU BITCH IN FRENCH AND I'LL JUST STAND THERE AND STARE AT HER LIKE OH MY, HOW LOVELY. AND THEN SHE WILL CURSE ME FOREVER IN FRENCH AND I'LL ADMIRE HER LIKE IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL, THANK YOU. THEN SHE GOES HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AND I'LL BE LOOKING AT HER LIKE OH YES YES. THANK YOU THANK YOU, IT IS VERY KIND OF YOU. THEN SHE'LL BE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME AND I'LL BE LIKE :) I am now at page 175 of 16__something pages. It is like reading Harry Potter when I'm like 7. It's quite different from the movie and musical, since the movie is based on the musical. Fantine is blonde in the book. :O. She was described as a flawless, perfect lady lol.
rageeeeeeeeeee
I SAW THIS IN TUMBLR. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Commercial about Les Mis: Critics say it's ''a joyous experience'' Me: NO IT'S FUCKING NOT. Hugh Jackman looks fucking hot being a convict. Someone please bring the fire extinguisher for he is burning in flames. poor Samantha Barks. Getting friendzoned by Nick Jonas in the musical, and then getting friendzoned again by Eddie Redmayne. Someone, give her the Oscar award for getting friendzoned a billion trillion zillion times even though she died for them. Friendzone level : INFINI-FUCKING-TY. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ACTUALLY OFFERED THE ROLE OF 'EPONINE' IN THE MOVIE. OH MY GOD. THANK THE LORD SHE DIDN'T GET THE ROLE. SCARLETT JOHANSSON TOO?!?! OMG. No thanks. I do not want to hear Taylor Swift suddenly singing I Knew You Were Trouble when she's going to die with him at her side. Why didn't they cast Ramin Karimloo. His singing is fucking flawless, look at that ...
holyyyyyyyy
They place a high value on justice, striving for honesty and equality in all their dealings. When they get their own way—which they frequently do—they are models of charm, poise and magnanimity; but when their voice is ignored they can become defensive and moody, and will often refuse to accept failure or compromise. You are gifted at communicating with charm, tact, and likability. Your understanding of the nuances and subtleties of human nature aid in your considerable writing and acting ability. Communication is important to you, and although you can be moody in this respect (sometimes very talkative, and other times silent) , you value human contact more than most. You are able to read a face or a gesture quickly. Libra is fair-minded, socially aware, and likable. Uncomfortable with anything that throws things out of balance, Libra aims towards harmony and equality. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. THESE ARE ALL FROM 2 DIFFERENT WEBSITES OKAY. TWO!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It ...
LONG LIVE ANNE HATHAWAY
as you can see, my Formspring is once again available for questions at your right. I wonder if there will be more babies with the name Jean after the movie hahahaha pffft.
fuck. Have to start doing my Sejarah homework now -.- I will use the shittiest pen I have in my pencil case. I have this weird habit of using the shittiest pens for the subjects I dislike or when I'm not into the mood to do, and use proper gel pens when I'm in the mood. Haha. It is my way of showing the teachers that this is what they will get when they give me homework. Shitty handwriting with shitty pens. My handwriting will be like a doctor's. Very very cursive lol. All the letters are joined together. Well, my normal handwriting also quite cursive lah. But yeah. I find it easier to write when I join all the letters together like cursive handwriting, cause I don't have to lift the pen after writing each letter. Y' KNOW. IT'S JUST ME.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Clemidreams/videos?view=0 WATCH THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY MUSICAL. WATCH IT. WATCHHHHHHHHHH ITTTTTTTTTTTT. IT IS SO DAMN GOOD AND MIND BLOWING AT THE SAME TIME. THEIR SINGING ARE LIKE HONEY TO MY EARDRUMS OH MAI GAD. WILL YOU LOOK AT THE BLACK GUY WHO PLAYED JAVERT. WOW. WOWOWOWOWOW. I AM FUCKING IMPRESSED HERE. IT'S LIKE I HAVE FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE AND I AM READY TO BE REBORN AGAIN. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MY FEELS ARE SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE LIKE SPLISH SPLASH. MAYBE IT'S MAYBELINE. ESPECIALLY THIS PERFORMANCE. MY SOUL HAS BEEN TORN APART AND RIPPED REPEATEDLY TODAY THAT I CANNOT HAVE ANYMORE EMOTIONS AFTER THIS. IT IS LIKE MY HEART IS ON TOP OF MY HEAD AND I AM LIKE THIS TARGET IN A FIELD AND THEN THESE FEELS AND EMOTIONS SHOOT MY HEART RIGHT AT THE LEFT AND RIGHT ATRIUM AND VENTRICLES AND THEN MY HEART HAS JUST TURNED BLACK AND COLD AND HEAVY AND WHEN YOU THROW IT ON THE FLOOR IT WILL JUST MAKE A LOUD "DONK" IF THAT EVEN MAKE SE...
my feels.
listening to Les Mis original musical and movie soundtracks... why are you doing this to me. I'm tearing up like a bitch now.
the miserables
OMG. LES MISERABLES IS THE MOVIE OF THE YEAR. IF YOU CAN'T WATCH THE MOVIE, PLEASE LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACKS. IT IS THE BOMB. I'm not sure if they're singing live or it's recorded in the studio or other singers sang it and they're just lip-syncing but Javert in the movie has an amazing voice. That's what I think but I see people complaining about Russell Crowe's (Javert) singing but I think his singing is impressive. The movie's like 98% singing and 2% talking. Really. There's very very little talking lol. It's funny how Valjean and Javert are "rivals" and when you pronounce their names in a French accent, it's almost the same. THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING DEPRESSING AND SAD OKAY. It's like an explosion of sadness. Once the movie starts, it snatches your heart and soul and slowly tortures it with flaming needles and gives back your heartless soul when you've finally finished watching the whole movie. if the movie is a...
nage? nage? what?
things I am fucking scared of : 1. Cockroaches. no cockroaches. They are like the evil little bitches from hell and exist to raise my heartbeat from 80 to infinity and fucking beyond. I DON'T LIKE THEM. NO. MY HUSBAND BETTER NOT BE AFRAID OF COCKROACHES, FOR I WILL BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE JUST TO KILL THE COCKROACH IF I SEE ONE. Plan B would be migrating to another country and never come back. I am fine with snakes, dragonflies, grasshoppers, beetles, JUST NO COCKROACHES. N-O. 2. Spider webs. UGH NO NONONONONONO NO. I am okay with indirect touching and removing that shit but if I accidentally touched one of them, I will freak out. It feels like I just touched a poisonous glue and it will kill me in a certain time limit. No.
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omg why are the tortoises so quiet. ARE THEY DEAD. Oh, still moving. okay. Phew. HEY. STOP IT. EVEN IF YOU CAN GET OUT OF THAT CAGE, IT WILL TAKE YOU 1 WEEK TO REACH THE DRAIN. THEN YOU'LL DIE THERE. *bitchglares* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ARGH. YIYI. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SO MANY DAMN LOCKS?! IT TAKES LIKE BLOODY 60 SECONDS TO OPEN 1 LOCK, AND YOU HAVE 4. 4!!! I had to like twist my hand until it's 30 degrees and then insert the key and then spin my hand 70 degrees then open the lock then twist my hand another 60 degrees so that I can take out the key and then another 40 degrees to take out the goddamn lock and finally open the gate. If someone stole the key and wants to rob the things since they're gone, the fella is going to have a hard time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- so I was watching SNSD's MV teaser and all of them were like...
an explosion of emotions
"If you're a girl and you don't have any level of crushes on a girl, you're just fucking lying to yourself! IT'S OKAYYYY. LET IT OUTTTTT." YES. YES. YOU FUCKING PERFECT BITCH.. how dare you.......... fucking self-esteem went from ten to fucking negative infinity there. You fucking son of a biscuit...... youuuuuuuu. Getting surrounded by hot guys everyday.. you.. *envyenvyenvy* omgomgomogmomgcockroachcockroach. COCKROACH. OMFG. WHY IS IT SO GIGANTIC. OMG. IT IS A BLESSING THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE WINGS. YOU'LL BE 100x SCARIER THAN FUCKING PONTIANAK. Then I'll have to build a sterile room and stay there forever to escape from you horrific fuckers. BURN THE COCKROACH. BURN IT. BURN IT UNTIL IT'S BLACK. oh wait, it's already black. BURN IT UNTIL THERE'S SMOKE. DIP IT INSIDE CYANIDE. PUT IT INSIDE A CONTAINER. DIG 1KM FROM SEA LEVEL. BURY IT. WAIT FOR 10 DAYS. DIG 1KM FROM SEA LEVEL AGAIN. CHECK THE CONTAINER. ...
ALPHAVILLEEEEEE
FOREVER YOUNG! I WANT TO BE, FOREVER YOUNGGGGGGGGGGGG. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER? FOREVERRRRRRRRR YOUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. DENENENENENENENENEE ok woke up at 9.30am+ today and I saw Dad painting the gates so I immediately helped him haha. I have paint all over my hands. then Mum said that Yi Yi left us with her tortoises cause she's going to Bangkok. BUT THEN SHE DIDN'T TELL ME HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO FEED THEM. ISH. HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF TORTOISES, O KIND SOULS. then I went to the church carnival near my house. I SAW AMANDA GOO AND HER SISTER. OHOHOHHOHOHOHOHO. Didn't tegur her though, she was busy dealing with the kids hahaha. oh. It's 25th today. Les Miserables. LES MISERABLES. BAH. FOREVERRRRRRRRRR YOUNG. I WANT TO BE. FOREEEEEEEEEEEVER. FOREEEEEEEEVER YOUNG.
*themesong*
Hi, everyone. This is Su Jean and you're reading Bunkface's so-called scandal on teasing Kpop. I feel like I'm the only one who thinks they don't have to apologize for this lol. so according to this video : somewhere @ 7:20. they said this : SAM : jangan la dengar K Pop, ko tau dorang miming tak? diorang miming, diorang buat plastic surgery, lepastu korang bajet diorang handsome YOUK : kitorang ni yang penat2 buat band, susah payah main cari chord, belajar susah2, dorang senang joget2, mekap2 sket, dah dapat juta2 duit..kitorang xpuas hati PAAN : support la local, nak kawin pun duit takdak bagi diorang buat apa BUT IN A JOKING MANNER. IN A JOKING MANNER. IN. A. JOKING. MANNER. sheesh, some people just cannot accept "Kpop" and "plastic surgery" in the same sentence. COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. you can say they're quite correct lol. OH BUNKFACE. IF YOU WANT MAL...
waiate
played Fireboy and Watergirl game today with my cousin. IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING PLAYING WITH THIS GIRL OMG ASDFGHJKLDFLKJASF. it's a 2 player game, and yes, it's available on y8. so we have to like collect diamonds and try not to kill ourselves then go to the doors for both characters. SHE KEEPS DYING. THEN WE HAD TO RESTART THE LEVEL. THEN WE HAD TO JUMP ALL OVER AGAIN. SHE AH. HAIYO. we kept switching characters with each other cause I'm the better one at jumping, obviously hah. then we also played the Box Zombie game I think. Forgot the name. THERE'S BOSS SPAWNING IN EACH LEVEL AND THIS GIRL KEPT RUNNING AWAY AND LEFT ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY TO ME. !@#$#^%$&#*&^*$&#%^$%^@$ I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH HER ALREADY. BANYAK THE MAFAN PUNYA BUDAK. ISH. SORRY NO CURE.
dumdumdumdadum
OMG ASDFGHJKL WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BLOODY WEDDINGS THIS YEAR. there's 1 on the 27th/28th and another on the 31st & 1st/2nd? HAIYO. YAY THERE'S A CHRISTMAS CARNIVAL NEAR MY HOUSE TOMORROW. YAY. YAAAAAAAAAAAY. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I'll flip out if there's only food though. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'MNEVERCHANGINGWHOIAM. *guitarguitarguitarguitar* *slapslapclapslapslapclapslapslapclapslapslapclap* IT'STIMETOBEGIN,ISN'TIT? DANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAPSLAPCLAPSLAPSLAPCLAP. SLAPSLAPCLAPSLAPSLAPCLAP. so Zhen and I came to a conclusion that we would argue everyday and every minute if we sit next to each other. like fuck you this and fuck you that. No this and no that. Thisishowyoutreatyourmother this and youdonotdeservetobemymother that. Iwillspankyou this and whatkindofmotherareyou th...
itadakimasu!
my family is the kind of people who would wait more than an hour just to have some really good food. I am grateful for that. It makes me realize that Malaysia still has great food. without them, my tummy wouldn't be happy. Honestly, I rather wait an hour to have delicious stuff than 5 minutes to eat some rubbish. WE WENT TO SEOUL BBQ TODAY! HEHEHEHUHUHUHU it was good. Awesome shit right there. Why are Korean side dishes so good. Why. :( there were like bloody 10 side dishes omg. AND THE MEAT. THE PRECIOUS MEAT. OH GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD :)))))) I am a happy kid. once a month or so, we would hunt some really really really ho chiak food. From roadside stalls to normal restaurants. I love this part of my family. Only this part. Hahaha. actually, I prefer eating roadside stalls with really delicious food especially spicy ones cause you know, it's HOT, and then you're eating some SPICY food. DAMN SYOK. THE THRILL. LIKE BAM. WOW. One moment you...
oh baby he's so cruel
WHEN HE COMES TO ME, I AM READEEEYYYYYYYY. *coughs dust* When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars is nice. it feels like I'm in a private bar alone and he's right there playing piano for me HAHAHA. *ehem I have manly men shoulders. Not sure if I should be grateful cause I can wear shirts for men or unhappy cause normal clothes with female cutting looks kind of weird for me. I went to Tesco today. Again. I hate it when the trolleys have magical powers to shock the shit out of me. WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS. THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME I PUSH A TROLLEY. Once I touch the metal frame, fucking static shocks my cells. CURSE YOU, SCIENCE. My own mother didn't believe me when I told her I got shocked by the trolley. So I told her if she wants to try it and she's like NO *moves hands away from trolley* hahahahaha. I CAN EVEN GET STATIC SHOCKS FROM PEOPLE!!! ALL THE TIME. I should remind myself to wear long-sleeved shirts whenever I go to the supermarket. ...
SHUT UP! SHUTUP!
people who uploads fucking pow-wow food pictures on Facebook : FUCK YOU LAH FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU :( LEAVE ME AND MY TUMMY ALONE, YOU SON OF A BISCUIT, YOU. I CAN NEVER SCROLL DOWN MY NEWS FEED WITHOUT FEELING HUNGRY. NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. *wails with my tasteless cup of water* so someone asked me this question when I was eating a banana yesterday, based on the newspaper : "What would you do if the world ends right now?" and I'm like *points at banana* "Finish this." duh. The skin needs to be disposed in a proper place right after I finish this. You don't want to see me falling down on the floor pathetically after slipping on my banana peel when there's an earthquake or something. my body would be discovered with an unknown or unidentified substance on the soles of my feet in the next 2000000 years where bananas no longer exist. I do not want that to happen. I will die gracefully. Yes. I will die with a smile...
it's making us go craaaazzzyyy
some songs just make me go all mmhmmm. high volume with my earphones. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. I wonder what happens if I get even better ones. I'll be fucking melting on the floor and passing out after that. it's nicer to listen at night when my sisters aren't around. Heh.
pitch perfect
Pitch Perfect is actually quite entertaining! pretty good! Anna Kendrick reminds me of Kristen Stewart and Avril Lavigne mixed together. I DON'T KNOW WHY. DON'T ASK ME. okay maybe it's the nose and jawline and yeah. BUT I LIKE HER. She has that charisma when she sings. I like. Skylar Astin looks a bit too old for this... I would be happier if they sang more songs lol. COME ON, IT'S LESS THAN 2 HOURS. MAYBE THEY CAN DO OTHER COVERS FOR ANOTHER... HALF AN HOUR?! :D? whoever the hell arranged these songs deserve the Nobel Prize. OKAY MAYBE THAT'S TOO MUCH. BUT DAMN! THAT WAS GOOD! and that Just The Way You Are. Yeah. Uh huh. AND THIS! I don't usually listen to remixes but this is the bomb right here. waiting for other movies to be uploaded in high quality so I can watch it illegally ngehehehehehehehe. Life of Pi.. you wait for me.. I will watch you.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHH
._. just yesterday I was listening to Duffy's Mercy and now SM bought this song for SNSD. Korean Mercy sounds a bit. Unusual. You know, it just doesn't have the.. sass or confidence or the IN-YOUR-FACE singing. why this song? why not others? plenty of songs in this world, why a remake of Mercy?
fucking princess -.-
HAI GAIZ. I just had to use this gif hahahahaha. so Mum woke me up at 9am and asked me to make the glutinous rice balls. while this young lady just keep reading her damn book on her bed -.- gee, thanks a lot for helping. Appreciate it. Just sitting there, reading your book, while I'm here doing this all by myself. this happens every year. EVERY FREAKING YEAR. also made homemade Wantans. actually, Mum bought the skins at the market and she just added other things and mixed it with the pork lol. I just wrapped it, that's all. I put a lot of meat in each Wantan, more than her expectations cause YOU KNOW, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NICER WITH MORE MEAT IN IT.