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sassss

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I'M SORRY, I JUST CANNOT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN SHE TOLD EVERYONE THAT SHE'S PREGNANT IN THE DRAMA LOLLOLOLOL. DAT. SASS. Y'ALL BITCHEZ, I'M PREGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO. I AIN'T GETTING OUT OF DA PALACE. IN. YO. FACE. I HAD SEX WITH THE KING AND I'M PREGGGGOOOOOOOOO~ I LOVE YOU ALL.  at least that was what I was thinking in my mind. Even in the latest chapter of Naruto lololol. Kiba: EVERYONE LISTEN UP IMMA BE HOKAGE, BITCHES   Shino: kiba shut the fuck up because nobody cares and you're too fucking weak you dumb shit its obvious that sasuke or naruto or sakura's gonna be the fucking hokage now sit your doggy ass down motherfucker   Hinata: its ok kiba-kun i believe in you  ♥  Hashirama's clone : Ay yo Madara, I'm heeeerrrrreeee. Sorry I took so long. Come on, show me whatchu got man. Madara : NOPE. Sorry mah ass, bitch. I'm gonna place ma ass here and wait for the real Hashirama. Clones ain't fun. I wa...

ouch

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I went to Econsave today and saw those cheap yellow vending machines. The picture showed this : so I was like hey we need those for our haunted house and I put 2 50sen coins inside. AND GUESS WHAT. I GOT THIS INSTEAD. I felt so cheated. NEVER TRUSTING THOSE CHEAP ASS VENDING MACHINES AGAIN. NEVER. EVER. EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Oh hey I watched Epic. IT'S NOT BAD. QUITE GOOD. GO WATCH IT, PEOPLE. I was impressed by the lack of romance lololol. The graphics and effects are really nice. Oh and people. If you normally go to Jusco Cheras Selatan to watch movies, the seats at the side are probably the best seats in the cinema lol. You can still watch the movie without getting annoyed by the weird angle. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR COUPLES HAHAHAHAHAA. Because no one will disturb you left and right. There are only 2 seats at the side and most of them are sitting in the middle so you can obviously put your legs on the seats i...

beepbeep

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I thought they were around 27-28 years old... and the youngest one was about 22 Then I found out they're all 32 and the youngest one is 26. She looks so much younger than my eldest sister................................................. My eldest sister looks like her age. HAHAHAHA. SORRY. But then my sister obviously didn't go for botox injections so.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ehem ehem. -------------------------------------------- "Hey, she doesn't like wearing long pants huh..."   "Well, yeah. If I had legs like hers, I'LL GLADLY BURN ALL MY LONG PANTS." HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. I would like to know what brand of jeans the hardcore dancers wear sometimes. HOW COULD IT NOT RIP WHEN THEY'RE STRETCHING THE JEANS LIKE HELL. TELL ME THE BRAND NAME. IS THERE SOME ULTRA-STRETCHABLE PANTS MATERIAL THAT I DO NOT KNOW OF???!?!?! -------------------------------------------...

OH EVERYBAAADEEEHHH

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omg some songs make you feel so turned on or something lololololololol. Those with sexy jazzy tones with soft husky voices and don't forget those seductive lyrics lololololoololololol. THOSE SONGS. EARGASM. Some singers can sing it really well but some just make it sound like a normal song with different lyrics lol. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ omg. CL's song. -______________________________- SO GD. SO ONE OF A KIND-ISH. But then I've already expected something dubstep + rap from her since they said she's going to release a solo single so... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OMG SHE CRIED WHEN HE SERENADED TO HER ON THE SKATING RINK. THIS IS THE FIRST BLOODY TIME SHE'S SO TOUCHED OVER SOMETHING. SHE'S SUCH A COLD BLOODED WOMAN BUT SHE CRIED. OH MY GOD. MY FEELS. SHE CRIED HARDER ON THEIR LAST DAY. LIKE FREAKING BAWLING HE...

Esperando

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We went to Viva Mall yesterday because there was a Popular book fair. I found this comic book which is hilarious as fuck lol. Read the whole book there. It's full of sarcasm. I WAS IMPRESSED. I stood there reading this while my family picked their books. Didn't want to get anymore fiction books cause I still haven't finish reading my pile of BBW books lol. On the way to Viva in the car, I got blamed for NO BLOODY REASON. So I was pretty pissed in the car.  My sister wanted to go Viva but she didn't know the way so she asked my Mum. ALL OF A FREAKING SUDDEN MY MUM CALLED ME STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING THE DIRECTION TO VIVA. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT GOT TO DO WITH ME?! I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE LIKE, TWICE IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME. THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO. -____________________- My family. Youngest the manja one my ass. The youngest one only get to manja like until you get to secondary school and yeah say goodbye to all your special p...

wgm

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA THE WGM MCs ARE SO FUNNY. While Trisha's watching Kwanghee and Sunhwa, I'm watching the Jokwon and Gain's one lol. THE MCS. OH MY GOD. "I knew he was going to kiss me using that tissue. I'm not stupid. But I just want him to be confident and manly!" MC : "YEAH. Women love it when you're confident. DON'T USE THAT STUPID PIECE OF TISSUE JUST TO KISS US." HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MC : "Oh she has gotten a lot more feminine!" "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" MC : "I'm sorry everyone, I take back whatever I said just now.." ----------------------------------------------------- "Honey~..:)" MC1 : "WAH. Girls' voices change a lot after receiving expensive presents." MC2 : "OF COURSE. YOU HAVE TO GIVE HER A CAKE EVERYDAY FOR 100 DAYS TO GET THE SAME REACTION." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hari Guru

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My menstruation cycle is such an ass. Coming at such bad timings. So Wei Ling, Yun Yung and I were in charge of doing the slides for Hari Guru. We decided to stay over at Sook Ling's house cause she let us stay there to finish our work lol SO KIND OF HER. 1 day before Hari Guru, we showed the first draft to teacher and we made it really formal hahaha. But then it got rejected HAHAHA. Only half of the fonts and backgrounds remained -___-. Then we discussed with teacher again and blablabla got all the things and info we needed. Realized that we haven't decorated the hall and oh-shit-ed. So the ones dancing went up to class to rehearse except She Ming and her gang and us. We felt something was missing so we went to find some cloths to decorate the hall lol. We went to the staff room and asked Pn Yus cause she usually knows everything hahaha then she told us to get the flowers from the bilik mesyuarat and cloths from PPS teacher. So we asked Pn Hasfah to help us get the key...

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EUHGEUHGUEHUGEHUGSGEHG. THE. WEATHER. IS. PLAYING. WITH ME. 1 SIDE OF MY NOSTRILS. BLOCKED. FOR 2 DAYS ALREADY. I AM GOING TO KILL AN ANCHOVY. SO FRUSTRATING. I WANT BACK MY SENSE OF SMELL. SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. EXHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ------------------------------------------------------- I read that Korean Scary Comic just now. O.O Just joking. I am NOT going to that scary comic page and reading that shit because I'm a pussy. I just watched Pewdiepie reading it hahahahahahhahahaha. Without actually watching his video. Just listened to his reaction hahahahahahahahaha.

MCQ

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some actresses are so damn good at acting like a bitch, you just feel like punching them through the screen lol. REALLY. That bitch ass queen in Jang Ok Jung drama!! 98% OF THE TIME SHE SCREAMS HER LINES. LIKE WHOAHSDAHS WOMAN. CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP SCREAMING. MY EARDRUMS ARE GOING TO BURST. The other 2% is when she's sick or when she's receiving some bribes lololololol. She usually widens her eyes like O.O and then the camera zooms in at her face and then she'll start screaming on top of her lungs like she's about to lose her tits lol. It's kind of annoying. Whenever it's her time to speak, she usually screams instead. I bet she needs at least 10 packs of Strepsils daily. I ALSO FIND IT VERY ANNOYING THAT MY ALARM RINGTONE IS THE MOST COMMONLY USED HANDPHONE RINGTONES FOR KOREAN DRAMAS. That dundundundundundundun~ sound in most Apple gadgets. EVERY SINGLE TIME THE TV PLAYS THAT  RINGTONE I FEEL LIKE SMASHING THE TV. I can change my alarm ringtone ...

random

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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay. Oh, exams. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

MKTO

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Why do I discover nice songs in Youtube whenever my connection is slow. What is this. Why. WHY. Had to keep replaying from Youtube because my connection is so slow, I can't download them properly lolol. Anyway. WEEEEEEE ARE THE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEESS. THE ONES WHO LEFT BEHINDDDDDDDDD. DON'T TELLL US HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVESSSSSSSSS. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANANANANAAAAAA NANANANANANANANANANNAAAAAAAAAAA THIS SONG MAKES ME SO PUMPED UP. LIKE I CAN DO PARKOUR 24/7 OR RUN ALL THE WAY TO CHINA. OR MAYBE DO SOME BUNGEE JUMPING. I am also addicted to Drake's Best I Ever Had . It's like a song that you should listen to while you smoke weed. Just don't ask me why did I think of that. But the link is the uncensored dirty version so if you can't handle it then I suggest you to look up for a clean version because it has a lot of bad words lol. I like the chorus. I don't know. I have a thing for guys singing like that.

WE ARE THE ONES

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Followed Mum to Mid Valley to meet up with her ex-colleagues and I wanted to shop hehehehehehehe. I bought a small bag and a hat. THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE TODAY. AND BABIES. SO MANY BABIES. Cause of the baby expo or something. SO MANY PEOPLE STEPPED ON MY SHOES. KAJSHDKSJHKFAKFHD. After that, I told myself to get something for my Mum because she'll kill me once she sees me buying stuffs again hahahahahahahahahhahaha. IN ORDER TO LESSEN THE PUNISHMENT, I went around the lowest floor to look for something. Wanted to get her some Eu Yan Sang products but then there are already  a few of them at home. IT'S VERY HARD TO GET SOMETHING FOR HER. She doesn't wear jewelries. She doesn't like useless stuffs like cards lol I kid you not. She nagged me the whole day when I made a card for her when I was young and she recycled it after that. SO UNGRATEFUL OF HER. She doesn't wear handbags. She doesn't wear nice shoes or heels often. Then I passed by Justlife the orga...

Bazi

just had dinner and Mum told us so many interesting stories lolol. APPARENTLY THE CHONG FAMILY HAD SO MUCH DRAMAS. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Obviously only my sisters knew a bit of the dramas in the Chong family because I wasn't born yet lol. OH. MY MUM SAID THAT I WAS A VERY TROUBLESOME BABY HAHAHAHAHAHA. We were asking her how's my cousin sister's condition, since Mum visited her in the hospital. She was there cause her baby's giving her a lot of problems and her uterus wall was weak and couldn't support the baby? Something like that and she has to stay there for 3 freaking months. Then my Mum was like YEAH LA LAST TIME ALSO SU JEAN GAVE ME A LOT OF PROBLEMS. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I was a 7 months baby. For your info. Not some normal 9 months old baby lol. My Mum said she had to go to 3 different types of doctors, the normal hospital doctor, some Chinese doctor, also known as tabib in Malay hahaha DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DIDN'T ...

oh, Physics.

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Q : What will happen to the object? What I want to write in the exams : DESTRUCTION WILL OCCUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR AND IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. What I actually write : The outer surface will be damaged.

BNW

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I hate it when I'm drinking from a straw and that straw has some ninja holes that cannot be seen without X-ray vision and they just completely screw up my drink. *sucks* blurupbelureurpbleuiurelrupurelbuleurpupupblubelubelubeuupruprlbuebulp DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- OH MY GOD. WHEN I FOUND OUT THE GIRLS BEHIND HYORI WERE ACTUALLY GUYS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NO WONDER THEY'RE SO TALL. I'M SORRY BUT THEY LOOK LIKE A THAI AH KUA OR SOME TRANSSEXUAL WHEN THEY CROSS-DRESSED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The MV's nice. Most of the shots were in black and white. but HAHAHAHA " BEKUZ IMMA MISSU KOREA" *sways hips* AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FREAKS OUT WHENEVER CELEBRITIES WEAR BLOODY 100-INCHES HIGH HEELS?!?!! WHAT IF THEY TURN AND FALL?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE HIGH HEELS WITH SUPER THIN TOOTHPICK SUPPORT?!?! HOW THE HELL DO THEY EVEN DANCE WITH THOSE?!?!! Yea...

mental breaker

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CHINESE TSUNAMI?!?!?! *GASPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *angrily stuffs fishballs into mouth* sorry, I just had to use this gif HAHAHA.  -------------------------------------- HUH. I THOUGHT TODAY'S A PUBLIC HOLIDAY. From what I heard, only 18 Form 5s came lololol. Oh wait... Mutiara's under KL. Oh. Right. Okay. SIGH. LIFE OF A SELANGOR CITIZEN.
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AND THE MOST HILARIOUS TWEET GOES TO :   @NYChuen Shit my housing area blackout.. OH LOOK 100 NEW NEIGHBOURS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS OF THESE BIRDS?!?!?! HEYYYYY ≖‿≖

hmmm.

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Guys. Come on. It's politics.  Did you guys REALLY expect a 100% fair and clean.. *COUGH**COUGH*?? COME ON.
TV : In 2008, ___ won only 1 seat. Now, it seems that they have won 2 seats!  Mum : Good! Another 1 seat!   Me : Cheh. 1 seat only hahaha.  Mum : GOOD LA! IT MEANS THAT IT HAS DOUBLED ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

BURN

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had the most awkward breakfast ever in my entire lifetime with Dad at the mamak.  Mamak's only like 2 minutes walk away from my house so yeah. By now the people who've read my blog for ages should know that we're not your average happy father and daughter lol. We are both awkward together. Because I can rarely see him, let alone have the average father and daughter talks. He only comes back for like 1 or 2 days in a month, maximum 1 week if there's a public holiday. So yeah. I'm more of a Mummy's girl hahaha.  OK. STORY TIME. If I'm not wrong, my eldest sister who is 10 years older than me, when she was in kindergarten, apparently my Dad was working overseas? She also didn't get to meet Dad often until like uh my 2nd sister who's 5 years older than me was born I think. I don't know lol. I am clearly assuming things   but I know he went to Nepal to work before. So when my 2nd sister's out, I think he only worked in KL until I was in pr...