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Ugh I just had Milo + biscuits for tea time yesterday and my throat became so sore after that like wtf body are you freaking kidding me. It's just freaking oatmeal biscuits and a cup of Milo. MY THROAT. IS DYING. Am I the only one who studies while listening to songs? Songs from instrumentals to pop-rock songs. I'll probably be deaf once I'm 60 but omg. If I don't wear my earphones when I'm studying, I'll get distracted even more lol. Okay maybe I don't listen to songs while studying ALL the time. But most of the time, yes. THE TV WILL DISTRACT ME. It doesn't help that my concentration level is super low like seriously. Why do you think I'm so pissed at the noisy juniors hahahahaha those little shit. Then I'll end up watching TV instead of studying. Then after 1 hour I'll be like GERDDAMMIT JEAN. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING AN ASS. My laptop and books are all in the living room lol. I'm living in a one and a half single storey ho...

I did the wrong experiment for Bio paper 3. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. This is my second time lol. Like wtf Ng Su Jean. Seriously. Never trust your second thoughts. NEVER. NEVER. SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. My emotions went haywire right after that paper lolol. But I felt better after like an hour. Then the monkeys started screaming again. Fuck you all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll probably get some dirty looks after I say this, but I actually miss last year's Merdeka celebrations. Like urgh damn you juniors. Why are you guys so lucky. You better freaking appreciate this opportunity.

Omg the freaking brainless juniors in our school. We're having our trials for heaven's sake. WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEHAVING LIKE FREAKING ORANG UTANS HIGH ON DRUGS. The afternoon session too. OMG THEY ALL AH. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO NICE ABOUT PLAYING IN FRONT THE FREAKING LARGE GARBAGE BIN ?!?!?!?! ARE YOUR BRAINS LOCATED AT YOUR ASSHOLES??!?! Omg they screamed like someone got raped or something -.- I hope the someone sitting near the windows eventually gets pissed off and splash a bottle of water at them. OOPS SORRY I WANTED TO WASH MY HANDS. DIDN'T SEE YOU DOWN THERE. HEHEHE ^______^ Pls lick a chainsaw thx.

I fell asleep wearing my contact lenses. I woke up the next day, forgot that I didn't take out my lenses, and put two fresh lenses over those.   I tried to make a phone call with the microwave while being half awake   The worst I had was when I was frustrated that I couldn't figure out how to get to my contacts list so I could make a call, since I don't have anyone's number memorized. I was using the TV remote.   Today I got on my bicycle and rode it to the store, took the bus home. When I came home I realised what I had done.   I was extremely thirsty in the middle of the night. When I discovered that there was no water in the fridge, I proceeded to microwave a bowl of ice. It took me a few moments to realize water comes from a sink too.   I pre-heated the oven to make cereal.   One day a few years ago, my alarm went off at 2am on a Sunday. No real reason, just happened by accident. I woke up, showered, got dressed, drove to work and sat...

Omg I love it when rappers release diss tracks. Shit's going dooooowwwwwwnnnnnnn. So yeah I was obviously sleepy as shit yesterday like omg. I went to school and tuition and then had very freaking late lunch. Reached home around 4pm. I felt like I didn't sleep for 80 centuries. I bathed and used the laptop for a while and my eyes were like AND THEN I CANNOT TAHAN ANYMORE. I slept for only 3 hours though. Mum asked me if I wanted to have dinner with her and my eldest sis and I was like NoOoOoOooOoOooOoOOooOOooOOoo I don't want to get up ~~~~  So they left me and I immediately regretted my decision because I was hungry lololololol. But they bought me McDonalds. Like ugh 我爱我的家 moment there okay HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. I know a little bit of Mandarin. *flips hair* ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Omg I'm forever cursed for having a guilty-as-fuck look. DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE I'M A BAD FROG AMONG MY DISNEY-PRINCESS...

Oh, Hong Kong dramas. Guy B wants to marry Girl A. Girl A doesn't like Guy B. On the wedding day : HERO guy A SUDDENLY COMES TO THE RESCUE!! "NO YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED. BOTH OF YOU ARE SIBLINGS!!!!!! " ZOOM IN TO SHOCKED FACES. Guy B : Dudeeeeeeeeeeeee. Wtfffffffffffffffffffff.  Girl A : YAY :D *Hero guy A does the stupid mixing blood in a bowl of water trick* Guy A : "They can mix together. THIS PROVES THAT THEY'RE SIBLINGS."   King : .................. Well um ok. Wedding's cancelled? Guy B : _|_|__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ RUSHES OUT OF THE HALL. MENTAL BREAKDOWN.  CHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT KIND OF PLOT TWIST. LIKE WOW THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL.

I think my Mum doesn't want me to go for engineering.  :/ EVERYTIME I discuss with her about engineering courses and the jobs and salaries and stuffs she'll just somehow find something to bring down my hope or something by saying something negative. Okay maybe I'm just being a sensitive bitch, Idk.  _|¯|O Anyway. My asshole foreign neighbour is having a karaoke party again. ARGH. LIKE IT'S THEIR FREAKING ROUTINE TO DO THIS EVERY FEW DAYS OR THEIR SMALL DICKS WILL SHRINK AND THEY'LL DIE ON THE SPOT. IT'S SO ANNOYINGGGGGGG THOSE BLOODY SAPPY MALAY LOVE SONGS LIKE ARGH SHUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT SINGING LIKE OMFG FREAKING STRAINED VOICES THOSE aaAaAaAaAaAaAAaAaAAaaa ~~ FREAKING TERRIBLE VIBRATOS. GOD. -.- --------------------------------------------------------- So I'm thinking of buying this Audio-Technica ATH-M50 headphones because my earphones are dying and in poor condition lol. Afte...

Ugh Bio. Ugh plants.  Uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I tend to get distracted and zone out a lot when teacher's explaining something. DAMN IT, JEAN. FOCUS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. LIKE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE'S EXPLAINING SOMETHING. My brain will be like HEY. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU ATE THAT MAGICAL ICE CREAM. HEY LOOK OUTSIDE, IT'S RAINING. HEY I THINK YOU FORGOT TO DO YOUR BIO HOMEWORK.  and then after about 10 seconds..  OH SHIT. WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY JUST NOW?!?!  omg when DG explained about light and dark reaction today -.- I felt like there's a black hole right in front of me and it sucked the shit out of my brain and my memory just shrank into the size of a freaking atom and they were arguing with each other on whether to continue living in my brain or just get the fuck out of my brain. *sigh* SHHH it's okay, brain. I still love you  ♥  

"If I were you, I'll start doing past year questions already. I'll deactivate Facebook, Whatsapp, Wechat, and stop using my handphone. I'll prepare myself for the real SPM, not trials. SPM. Time passes very fast one you know, you only have like 1 month left after trials. 1 month 30 days ma. 30 days, 10 subjects. 3 days per subject uh! HEHEHE." *drowns in an ocean of regrets*

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooohoohohooooooohooohhohohohooooohohooooooooooooooo. It's niiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. She knows how to pick songs to promote. I know I'm totally biased but whatever ~ I NEED A DOWNLOAD LINK FOR THE EXPLICIT VERSION. DAMN IT. I like the instrumental. Good job, producers. I like her "idgaf" lyrics lol IT'S SO. ARGH. LIKE SO NATURAL. (Being totally biased)

After watching a drama with all the dramatic moments when the girl's about to leave to study in another state.. I wonder how I'm going to manage in Kampar lol. WILL I CRY WHEN I PACK? HAHAHAHA. WILL I CRY IN THE BUS?! WILL MY MUM BE SAD?! WILL SHE PACK LOTS OF INSTANT NOODLES FOR ME?!  Sure, my sister rented a room in Subang and she usually comes home during weekends but hey that's in Subang. I'm going to Kampar. IT'S DIFFERENT. But then knowing my Mum, she'll probably just come back home and continue her drama marathon right after sending me to the station or something. Other teenagers call their parents once they reach the destination like I'M HERE ALREADY. BYE. I LOVE YOU~~   and their parents will be like I LOVE YOU TOO OKAY TAKE CARE~~ My parents... I'M HERE ALREADY.  [K bb. Take care ok.]   TEXT. TEXT!! CALL?? WHAT CALL? I'M IN THE BATHROOM. YOU THINK I VERY FREE AH WHOLE DAY WAIT FOR YOUR CALL WHEN I CAN CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE. K...

ok so we walked to the food court and got a table really close to the TV. Then we realized that OMG LIN DAN VS LCW! SO LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYY. We ate while watching the match lol and most of them behind us were rooting for LCW HAHAHA. IT'S LIKE A TOTAL MALAYSIA BOLEH MOMENT LOL WHENEVER HE SCORED, "YAY!!!" When Lin Dan scored, "AIYOOOO." 1 glass of chinese tea and another glass of Teh Ais later, we finally decided to walk back home cause it's getting darker. Then I understood why people prefer walking/jogging at night. It's really quiet and peaceful and no one will notice you so it's really relaxing. It's not THAT far walking to the food court, maybe like from school to the mamak without the slope. Don't even think of doing this without an adult accompanying you ok. You'll probably die or get raped . I heard some juicy gossips from my sister that LCW's really arrogant now with all the $$$$$$$ he got.... Well Idk. Rumours. Heh.  Whe...

"Do you want to move in here? It's not bad. The price's okay."   "............ Did you just propose to me?"   "Yeah. HEY. AREN'T YOU PLANNING TO MARRY ME?! Are you going to dump me after we've gone through so much shit??"   "..................."   "Do you want a special romantic proposal instead? Like having a candlelight dinner in a fine dining restaurant with your ring inside a cake?"   "NO. If you do that, I'll kill you. If you plan to rent a limousine and tons of balloons fly out of it with my name spelled on them, I'll kill you too. Then I'll kill myself. Don't ever do that. " Lolololololololololol. This is so cute, I cannot- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok I'm really hungry right now. But there's nothing to eat. FuUuUuUuUuuhHhuHuhggGgGgGgGgGgGGggggg. Okay I'm back with biscuits and peanut butter. HUHEUHEU...

OMGOMGOMOGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMG OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDDDD OHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD A SPIDER JUST FUCKING LANDED ON MY THIGHS OMG OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD SPIDERRRRRRRRR OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. OBVIOUSLY AFTER 0.00001 SECOND OF DISCOVERING IT'S A FUCKING SPIDER, I FLICKED IT OFF AS HARD AS POSSIBLE OMFG. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU SPPIIIIIIDER, DIE, BITCH. DIE. -------------------------------------------------------- omg I don't know if I'm lucky as hell or what. A few hours after I posted my last post, my aunt invited us for dinner in SS2 heoehoehoehoeheooheoehoehoehoeheoheoheehheehoehoeheuhuehuehuehueheueuheue. BEST GRILLED FISH EVAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR...

everyone's out eating good food while I'm stuck at home eating chicken legs.   *insert I Dreamed A Dream soundtrack* ugh bloody chicken legs. So many bones, so little meat. It's not even delicious ugh it's just the damn wrinkled brown skin. I don't understand why my Mum loves those shiitake mushrooms so much like ugh is this a Chinese thing to put it in almost every single meat dish. I don't mind if she slices them but the problem is she just takes the whole effing mushrooms and dump it inside the pot. No, Mum. No. I understand that almost EVERYONE GAVE US BLOODY SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS DURING CHINESE NEW YEAR (GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR MUSHROOMS. WE HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST FOR A LIGHT YEAR.) , but Mum. That does not mean you should cook it with every meat dish. IT'S SO HARD!!!! I'm only okay with button mushrooms and the white ones. Mmhm.

ejrgkrejgergkergjerger LOAD, YOUTUBE. LOAD!!!!  Anyway yeap 2NE1 has released 2 new MVs already. I'll just blog about it since my connection is being a pain in the ass. Yeah they still maintain their number 1 spot for crazy fashion that should be burned and buried and never be shown to the public again. Oh MY GOOOODDDDDD MY FOREIGN NEIGHBOUR NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BELT HIGH NOTES. PLEASE. YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING CHICKEN. YOU ARE NOT BEYONCE. NO. PLEASE. DO. NOT. SING. ANYMORE. AREN'T YOU GUYS TIRED OMG GO GET DRUNK AND SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay moving on. Yeap. I didn't like the first song at all. 'Falling In Love' was a total hot mess lol THIS IS OBVIOUSLY ONLY MY OPINION. ME, MYSELF AND I. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OTHER PEOPLE OKAY THANKS. I only liked Minji's parts and the instrumental.. makes me want to flip a table. Now the second MV. Uh the Do You Love Me MV was released like today. The MV looks cheap a...

So teacher taught us last 2 chapters of Add Maths in just 2 hours. Yeap. 2 chapters. Not subtopic. CHAPTERS. I think teacher's a philosopher in her past life. I'm pretty sure she performed some act of wizardry. But I'm pretty cool about it. HAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* I asked her how to study for Bio and she just said "Use brain la." -..........- Not funny. UNAMUSED. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When there's more than 1 aunt in a car.... your eardrums = poof. OH MY GOD. MY MUM AND YIYI AH. THEY'RE LIKE FREAKING FIGHTING OVER WHO CAN SPEAK THE LOUDEST. ESPECIALLY WHEN 1 OF THEM IS IN FRONT AND ANOTHER ONE IS AT THE BACK. IT'S LIKE FREAKING MEGAPHONE BLAST OR SOMETHING. Okay they'll speak in their own normal volume at first. "Ei, akshdkshjfskdfs."   "Adsfhklahsfkdssgablalalabablablaa zhu yuk por skdjhfkdjshfksdf." Then they'll increase their v...

YAY I'M DONE WITH CHEMISTRY!!! *realizes that there are 492384792384239847892342349 pages of homework left*

Everytime Mum wants to buy towels, me 42 years later : How a normal human being buys a towel : 1. Sees towels. 2. Compares towels A and B. 3. Checks the price. 4. Decides on the colour. 5. Proceeds to pay at the counter. How my Mum buys towels : 1. Sees towels. 2. Remembers she has to buy some. 3. Checks for huge signs stamped with 50%, 70% or SALE. 4. Looks at towels A and B. 5. Sees another towel C. 6. Checks the prices of all the towels. 7. Confirms that the chosen towel is on sale. 8. Sees towel D. 9. Compares towels A,B,C and D. 10. Measures every single towel. 11. Molests towels to see if the material's good. 12. Decides on towel C. 13. Checks the price of all the towels, AGAIN. 14. Takes towel A to compare it with towel C. 15. Checks the price of both towels for the 1928th time. 16. Decides to buy towel A. 17. Decides on the colour. 18. Checks if there's a hole or if it's dirty. 19. Proceeds to pay at the coun...