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I need 10 computer screens

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*halfway completing Fluid report which has to be submitted the next day * "Su Jean what time's the dress code for tomorrow?" "What' s the briefing time?" " Su Jean how do you make a gr aph-" "S u Jean how to calculate hf-" "Su Jean how to get friction -" " Why is my graph like that-" "How did you -"     * takes a break * " What if my name is not on the list-" " Why are my results wrong-" " Can you sen d me your resu lts-" "Wha t's the area of the pipe-" *eats dinner* "Su Jean my name is not-" " Su Jean what if my -" " Su Jean can you do me a favor-"     *dies halfway* "Su Je an can you send me the - " "Su Jean I can't find the -" "Su Jean what do we have to do -" *lies on my death bed*   "Su Jean are you there-"    

Everest_t

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Watched Everest today . WALAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE NEVER CRIED SO MUCH IN AN ACTION MOVIE BEFORE. HELLO. Please have some ti ssu es with you when you watch this movie. IT' S SO NERVE-WRECKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. THE ACTORS WERE SO GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD.     It was all good at first then BOOM i t was so sad so I cried then I thought it was over then BOOM FLOO OOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. EVEN MY NOSE WAS LEAKING . IT'S LIKE SPLOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   My heart. I personally liked this movi e a lot but I hear d some people didn't like this movie so... I don't know. Up to you guys. But please remember to pre pare tissues . I didn't even tear up watching Inside Out but Everest was like this tears of tsunami T_T 100% will watch it again by downloading + wrapping myself in a sushi blanket. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Had r amen yesterday to celebrate jiejie's b irthday!     ...

Farewells!

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Our senior is going to work in China for a couple of months so we had steamboat last Thursday night. He's going there just to teach the students English but we all said he's going there to mai pi gu aka sell his butt in Mandarin. It was a hilarious night. Our jaws and stomachs were hurting after that night lol omg. Yi Gor with his beloved photoshopped crabsticks poster because he loves eating raw crabsticks. "Hi I am from FSB. Faculty of Selling Butts." "NOT SELL. SHOWWWWWWWWWWWW. Selling is prostitution!!" "After you come back from China, I think we should make a Mai Pi Gu exhibition for him in DETSAR Hall." "I think DETSAR Hall is too small, let's just do it in Stadium Bukit Jalil. 1 person would be RM50. Charge them extra if they want to touch." "NOO! So many people touch, what if they get dirty!?" "___ will be specially in charge of cleaning and polishing your butt. Maybe we can work together...

2D1N @ Outbac Broga

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Woohoo woohoo wohoo!!!! Done with annual camp :D :D :D Organising chairperson this time. Thankfully, it's an internal camp so it's not open to other students so we don't have to do any publicity.  Also, my committees pretty much did all the job while I just sat there and be worried about everything else so yeah... HAHAHAH  I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE CONQUERED BROGA HILL LEVEL 1 WITHOUT FAINTING OR VOMITING OR BEING SICK IN THE STOMACH.  WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I guess walking everyday from Connaught to Taynton back and forth has paid back. When we were there for like 10 minutes on the hill, there were like gigantic clouds of mists covering the entire hill so we all had to rush down.  It was so cool and cold. We really couldn't see anything, like Genting.  Of course it wasn't dangerous la, it was gone after a few minutes. BUT IT WAS SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOL like you couldn't see anything beyond 10m of your ey...

salty salt rant

Hi. I can't sleep because my brain is so pumped up right now at this freaking hour. Good job, brain. So I'm here to deliver a really salty rant about everything. Excuse me for being a little drunk. Let's face it. We're all a little sexist, racist, materialistic, money minded and a judgemental dick in the inside. Who isn't?  Clean elections? Okay. Fair elections? Okay. Toppling Jeeby? Okay. So what happens next?  Who's the next one after him? Dinny?  We're all doomed anyway. Sure, you can bring one down, but the whole system is shit anyway. Now, how the hell are you going to destroy this system in the first place? What are we supposed to do? Vote? Okay. How would we know if they're 100% PURE? How do you know if they're all about the rakyat and not for themselves? People shouldn't be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of the people? Yeah, sure. IT'S A CYCLE. Oh yeah, we can vote. Then? The other side isn...