aunties

*sees someone posts something stupid*





what are you doing...

don't do that...

no....

just... don't....

why did you do that...

I... what.. no..



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plain white bread for breakfast.



because spreading Nutella or peanut butter on my bread will not make my throat any better



my Mum buys Massimo. Not Gardenia.

Nope, not because of the politics or because it's healthier or whatever shit.

She just buys Massimo because it's cheaper than Gardenia if you buy in 99 Speedmart HAHAHAHAHA.

HEALTHIER??

NAH. IT'S 20 SENS CHEAPER.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN SAVE IF I KEEP SAVING 20 SENS EVERY WEEK?!?!

THAT'S LIKE THE PRICE OF A NEWSPAPER IF I BUY MASSIMO EVERY WEEK FOR 6 WEEKS.

BLABLABLABLABLA.

Or is it 20 or 30 sens cheaper. I forgot.

Aunties...

BAKING FLOUR?? WHAT BAKING FLOUR?? WHAT MEASURING CUPS??

I DON'T NEED BAKING FLOUR. I HAVE CORN STARCH. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.  MEASURING CUPS ARE USELESS. USE YOUR HAND!! AGAK AGAK LAH HAIYO.

WHAT FRY FOR 10 MINUTES AT 220 DEGREES?!?!

WHEN THE MEAT TURNS BROWN THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT ALREADY LAH. HAIYO NO NEED TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS LA.

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