fooling around

"How much ah? 400 ah?" 

"1K. 1K SETTLE." 

"-.-"

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"400 including transport ah?" 

"NO LAH. YOU WALK THERE." 

"-.- SHUSH."

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"The boat leh? Need to pay extra?" 

"NO NEED. YOU SWIM ACROSS THE RIVER LAH." 

"-.- SHUT UP."

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"400 including food ah?" 

"NO LAH. WE BBQ THE ANIMALS IN THE FOREST." 

"-.-"

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"1 boat 4 people only??" 

"NO LAH. 10 PEOPLE ALSO CAN. SINK ONLY MA. NOTHING ONE." 

"-.-"

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MY PERIOD'S LATE.

WHY IS MY PERIOD LATE.

OH MY GOD.

Of course I'm not pregnant, you idiots. Shut up.

IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 1 MONTH.

Stress? I DON'T THINK SO.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HORMONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.