Le Roach
There was a fucking huge cockroach last night. Like the size of your thumb. IT WAS HUGE.
So I was scared as shit and switched off my laptop as fast as possible and ran up to the kitchen. I got a small box, AND I WAS READY. MY HEART WAS BEATING LIKE FUCK ALREADY.
I went to the living room again and was prepared to catch that little fucker. I went as near as possible to the cockroach, like 2m away but shut up okay it's a cockroach.
I tried to scare it away first but then IT FUCKING FLEW AND I WAS LIKE ASDJKSFHJSASAGFDGDSFGKAJDGHKSDJ ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.
ABORT.
MISSION.
Then I mustered up all my courage and went to catch that little fucker again.
I squatted down and got ready.
After about 1 year of thinking, I THREW THE BOX TO TRAP THAT LITTLE FUCKER.
But then it escaped before I could catch it and then I chickened out and went to sleep.
So I was scared as shit and switched off my laptop as fast as possible and ran up to the kitchen. I got a small box, AND I WAS READY. MY HEART WAS BEATING LIKE FUCK ALREADY.
I went to the living room again and was prepared to catch that little fucker. I went as near as possible to the cockroach, like 2m away but shut up okay it's a cockroach.
I tried to scare it away first but then IT FUCKING FLEW AND I WAS LIKE ASDJKSFHJSASAGFDGDSFGKAJDGHKSDJ ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.
ABORT.
MISSION.
Then I mustered up all my courage and went to catch that little fucker again.
I squatted down and got ready.
After about 1 year of thinking, I THREW THE BOX TO TRAP THAT LITTLE FUCKER.
But then it escaped before I could catch it and then I chickened out and went to sleep.