YESSSS FAST WIFI
Went to Pavilion alone today becuz yay wifi.
PEOPLE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I KILLED SOMEONE AND STUFFED HIS BODY PARTS IN MY BAG, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. I thought there's like a huge red spot at my shorts but nope. GEEZ. WHAT DID I DO. My period is supposed to come around now alright.
So it took me about half an hour to find Maybank in Pavilion. Fuck you, directory! Then I asked the "receptionist" and she said it's at the 6th floor, not 2nd.
Then I went to Typo for a while. Saw a lot of pretty iPhone cases. Proceeded to cry because I don't own one. Saw other fantastic looking stuffs. Another round of ugly sobbing.
Went to Starbucks and got the Toffee Nut Latte with whipped cream. Pretty good. EVEN STARBUCKS' WIFI IS FASTER THAN MY INTERNET AT HOME.
I think I saw a gay couple. Not sure if they're straight or gay but one of them was wearing a pink shirt and had a pink handbag... If he's not gay then he's a mega diva.
I just found out how beautiful Bukit Bintang looks after you walk out of Lot 10. HAHAHAHA. WELL NOT REALLY OTHER THAN THOSE HUGE BILLBOARDS. Don't look at me like that okay, I didn't really give a shit about what everything looks like around me before, I just wanted to reach my destination as fast as possible.
I felt like ahobo tourist hahaha.
But to the people who like to stop in the middle of the road, eat fertilisers, bitchacho.
I took the monorail and obviously went deep inside because fuck the people who like to stand near the door. There were so much space inside and they didn't want to move their ass. Because of this, I had to wait for the second monorail. Bloody Malaysians.
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I think my Mum can be the next meanest food judge, after Gordon Ramsay.
Watching Masterchef Australia :
Step back everyone, this is Judge Chong, the housewife who buys hundreds of recipe books and has so far used none of them. She has an excellent tongue in determining freshness of any seafood. I honestly have no idea how she knows it's not fresh lol I mean, I ONLY KNOW IT'S NOT FRESH WHEN IT TASTES LIKE COMPLETE SHIT AND OBVIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO.
PEOPLE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I KILLED SOMEONE AND STUFFED HIS BODY PARTS IN MY BAG, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. I thought there's like a huge red spot at my shorts but nope. GEEZ. WHAT DID I DO. My period is supposed to come around now alright.
So it took me about half an hour to find Maybank in Pavilion. Fuck you, directory! Then I asked the "receptionist" and she said it's at the 6th floor, not 2nd.
Then I went to Typo for a while. Saw a lot of pretty iPhone cases. Proceeded to cry because I don't own one. Saw other fantastic looking stuffs. Another round of ugly sobbing.
Went to Starbucks and got the Toffee Nut Latte with whipped cream. Pretty good. EVEN STARBUCKS' WIFI IS FASTER THAN MY INTERNET AT HOME.
I think I saw a gay couple. Not sure if they're straight or gay but one of them was wearing a pink shirt and had a pink handbag... If he's not gay then he's a mega diva.
I just found out how beautiful Bukit Bintang looks after you walk out of Lot 10. HAHAHAHA. WELL NOT REALLY OTHER THAN THOSE HUGE BILLBOARDS. Don't look at me like that okay, I didn't really give a shit about what everything looks like around me before, I just wanted to reach my destination as fast as possible.
I felt like a
But to the people who like to stop in the middle of the road, eat fertilisers, bitchacho.
I took the monorail and obviously went deep inside because fuck the people who like to stand near the door. There were so much space inside and they didn't want to move their ass. Because of this, I had to wait for the second monorail. Bloody Malaysians.
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I think my Mum can be the next meanest food judge, after Gordon Ramsay.
Watching Masterchef Australia :
"What's that? Yer it looks like a pile of shit."
*5 seconds later*
"Oh, ice cream ah?"
Step back everyone, this is Judge Chong, the housewife who buys hundreds of recipe books and has so far used none of them. She has an excellent tongue in determining freshness of any seafood. I honestly have no idea how she knows it's not fresh lol I mean, I ONLY KNOW IT'S NOT FRESH WHEN IT TASTES LIKE COMPLETE SHIT AND OBVIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO.