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Hello. So. Uh. Uhuh yeap.

2014 in a few minutes time.

I'm actually excited to go to college lol I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LOOKS FORWARD TO IT RIGHT. Right? Guys? Guysss? Okay.

I mean, HEY. I GET TO LEARN SHIT I ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN. Shush okay let me convince my brain that I'm going to love it. ~The Secret~

2013 was a hectic shit year with SPM. Thank you everyone for doing whatever you did. I don't know. Uh. Yeah. I'll never forget those memories we made in school. Who's that girl again? I kid, I kid. I'm sorry for being an ass everytime. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'll never forget the good and bad teachers, especially all your sarcastic remarks.

Okay lah, it was an insane year with all those what-the-fuck moments and dramatic Les Mutiarables moments. Oh, you know it. The canteen's food sucked though. HAHA WHATEVER I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH THOSE EVER AGAIN. Maybe once next year but let's hope not because my butthole hurts just thinking about the food HAHAHA sorry I love you, mak cik. Especially your cute baby I still don't know if your baby's a she or he lolololol probably a he right.

SO MY ORIENTATION'S ON THURSDAY HOHOHOHOHO so fast right. I know. Shh- fireworks, I'm trying to think here.

Everyone knows about the price hike right? Hahahahaha guess what my Mum did when we were in Tesco the other day.

"Ah Jean, let's look at the folding bicycles."

"But they don't sell folding ones. It costs like 500 bucks."

"NEVERMIND, NO HARM LOOKING AT THESE."

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME, MOTHER. I KNOOOOWWWW.

Okay.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Bye.

I'll always be available for a cup of tea or two. I guess. You can find me at 1300-88-JEAN. If it's not available, I'm probably shitting so yeah.