random shiz

Rule 101 : Always back up a friend.

"Your marks are pretty low.... So I'll tryyyy to help you in the finals if I can." 

"Miss, if you give us more tips, then we can score better in the finals mah. No need to retake the subject." 

*say in unison in monotone voice* 

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

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"Toilet again?? Why ah you girls love going to the toilet??" 

"Eh how much did you drink ah?!?!?" 

"SHUT UP AH. YOU DON'T EVEN DRINK WATER, COMPLAIN PULAK." 

"Oi so fierce. DON'T LET ME SEE YOU GOING TO THE TOILET AH. IF NOT, I'LL KILL YOU."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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Omg so I went for a haircut today kan and the guy KEPT ASKING ME QUESTIONS IN MANDARIN. EVEN THOUGH I ANSWERED HIM IN ENGLISH MIX BROKEN MANDARIN PLUS CANTONESE.

LIKE.

WHAT.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT.

OK.

He kept asking me like something something cut at the back. How about I cut something something? Is this something ok? How about something? If you want it shorter, tell me okay? (PROBABLY THE ONLY PHRASE I ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD)

So I just nodded and uh huh-ed at whatever he asked. I don't even know LOLOLOL.