how to troll 101

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Today I present you the award winning sarcastic lecturer with most evil laugh.

Miss, you is my idol.

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So we had our Chemistry lab yesterday and I didn't take pictures because it was a very depressing day for our group.

We failed our second experiment.



MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I DON'T WANT TO STUDY ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I DON'T WANT TO BECOME ENGINEER ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Just kidding.

Okay we don't know what the fuck went wrong :( we even cleaned everything and started from the beginning again but we failed, again.

We blamed it on Mr Sim for giving us bad luck HAHAHAHAHA. He came during our lab session because he was free.

So he came and ka ka cau cau us. So we also prepared our defences.

"What are you doing?"

"Experiment."

"-___-"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"No sir, we are doing Calculus."

Then he complained about us to Chem lecturer. HAHAHAHAHA.

*friend attempts to pour solution into measuring cylinder*

"CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL!!!"

*gives up*

"I DON'T WANT TO POUR ANYMORE!! YOU GO POUR."

*conducts experiment with purple potassium manganate solution*

"You know ah, this solution actually quite nice to drink. It tastes like Ribena."

"Ohh yes ah?"

"Yes.. you try and drink."

"Sir, I give you drink lah."

"................." *goes to another group*

"This solution actually tastes like Ribena, you know."

"Yes!" [friend acts as back-up]

"Yeah. See! She agreed."

"It tastes a bit like fruit juice."

"You can make orange juice also, you know?"

"Sir, I want pineapple juice can?"

"Guys, I've discussed with your lecturer. I want to put our Calculus test on the same day RIGHT after you get your Chemistry results!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY" [Sarcastic sarcastic]

"Ah, GOOD! You guys okay right?"

"YEAAAAHHH"

"RIGHT after it so that you will have no mood doing Calculus."

"Noooo problemmm, sir. Sir, why don't you put FOM and Prob tests on the same day?"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

"Very good idea!! Later I will discuss with your lecturer."

"Yeaaaaaaayyyyy no problem!! I'm very happy now~~~""