Workplace babbles

"Cannot open lah."

"Why so hard to open ah?"

"The other way round."

"Haiyo."

"-.-"

"Why the hell this key cannot open the door ah?" 

"NOT LIKE THIS LAH HAIYO. If the lock is like this then it's anti clockwise lah!!! If the lock is like that then clockwise lah!!! Common sense!" 

"YOU SEE YOU SEE!" 

"THIS WAY LAAAAAA" 

"NO! Some have to unlock 2 times some 1 time." 

"HAIYOH GIVE ME THE KEY. FREAKING PLANNING ENGINEER BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR!!!"

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So I followed the planning engineer up around the site for a while to check on the units. We left our things in one of the houses at level 10 where the workers that I'm looking after were working. I took my helmet along but he left his helmet and his file there.

When we came back after a few hours, his helmet and file were gone HAHAHAHAH. It was obviously the workers but they're actually trying to prank me like they've always did but this time they kena the wrong person HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID HAHAHAHA.

There were stickers on his helmet and they hid his things inside the kitchen cabinet. So when we came back he's like

"EH WHERE'S MY HELMET?!?!? EH!?!?! I LEFT MY THINGS HERE RIGHT?!?!"  

*looks at other units*

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA there you ask them lah." 

"OI AH THENG. MANA HELMET SAYA?" 

HAHHAHA SO MALU.

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Then he's supposed to marry one of the girls that his parents arranged for him back in his country but he couldn't decide.

"There, you ask Mr Goh la." 

"Yes, why?" 

"He got 3 wives, don't know which one to choose." 

"HAHAHAHA. BUGGER THIS GIRL." 

"HAIYOH. Choose only la! You know ah! Last time a lot of girls chased after me! But all also I reject!" 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAHHHHH." 

"YA LAH! So many oh! I reject la!" 

"Then how?" 

"Then I simply choose one la!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH