4 months of exhausting training
Just ended my training yesterday YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
It was a really good experience working as main-contractor.
I learned a lot about site works, but just as a data entry intern you know lol because I'm just in charge of conducting inspection and helping the supervisors check stuffs.
As an intern, my tasks are really simple so I just ular most of the time. But sometimes I get to watch how they do shit live in the site and deal with those cool as machinery. Pretty great. I learned nothing much related to my course lol because they already built finish the structure so it's almost completed. Or so they said LOL.
IT'S NO WHERE NEAR COMPLETION PFFT but that would be very mean of me to leak out company's secrets so yeah I believe it still needs another half a year. Or more.
So yesterday was my last day and the uncles said we should go makan after work so okay I was expecting you know, just a quick yamcha talk cock session.
Then we drove to Old Klang Road.
!?!?!?!?! There's place to yamcha here?!?! Okay fine.
5 of us went and we sat in my blur2 supervisor's old Vios car so he wanted to side parking kan and you know those drainage holes at the side of the road, which is higher level than the road?
He just drove his car up the freaking curb and came down again to "properly" park.
SERIOUSLY WTF HAHAHAHAHA SPEECHLESS.
My another young colleague came with us as well so both of us were expecting you know, tea time snacks since it's 5pm+, too early for dinner.
Then a couple came and the lady pushed the baby stroller to her table as well.
It's a very cute, pretty pink stroller, one of my uncles saw them first.
Maybe the wife couldn't have children la (bersangka baik) but you know there's adoption kan... Idk
They gave me tons of advice that I'll forever be thankful for. All these old uncles around my father's age and some even older than my father. But they treated me like their own daughter and also praised that I'm hardworking (but really I just ular everyday LOL)
I'll never forget their mountains of find-a-rich-husband advice HAHHAHA and every morning's diao-niama greeting.
Also, my fat colleague Mr Bob and his hilarious comments.
We were eating pistachio nuts as snacks in the office and he was obviously happy with it. Then he started bullshitting the whole history of pistachio nuts and it was so stupid, it's funny.
Aduh. How can someone be so hilarious.
It was a really good experience working as main-contractor.
I learned a lot about site works, but just as a data entry intern you know lol because I'm just in charge of conducting inspection and helping the supervisors check stuffs.
As an intern, my tasks are really simple so I just ular most of the time. But sometimes I get to watch how they do shit live in the site and deal with those cool as machinery. Pretty great. I learned nothing much related to my course lol because they already built finish the structure so it's almost completed. Or so they said LOL.
IT'S NO WHERE NEAR COMPLETION PFFT but that would be very mean of me to leak out company's secrets so yeah I believe it still needs another half a year. Or more.
So yesterday was my last day and the uncles said we should go makan after work so okay I was expecting you know, just a quick yamcha talk cock session.
Then we drove to Old Klang Road.
!?!?!?!?! There's place to yamcha here?!?! Okay fine.
5 of us went and we sat in my blur2 supervisor's old Vios car so he wanted to side parking kan and you know those drainage holes at the side of the road, which is higher level than the road?
He just drove his car up the freaking curb and came down again to "properly" park.
EVERYONE:
?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Woi you just zong the thing!!!!"
"Aiyah mou si geh la it's okay one. Want to park properly mah!"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wah Jean, this is the first time I've seen people park like this."
SERIOUSLY WTF HAHAHAHAHA SPEECHLESS.
My another young colleague came with us as well so both of us were expecting you know, tea time snacks since it's 5pm+, too early for dinner.
"Jean, what you wanna eat?"
"Har? Uh anything la haha."
"Bei ngo ka li zu yuk-"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*whispers*
"Eh, I thought we're eating snacks like tea time??"
"Me too."
(4 Chinese dishes came)
"Tea time..."
"Yes, tea time." *slowly inhales*
Then a couple came and the lady pushed the baby stroller to her table as well.
It's a very cute, pretty pink stroller, one of my uncles saw them first.
"Niama. It's a dog. SHIT."
"What?"
"There! It's a dog!! Not baby."
"SHIT."
"No la you see the mother talking to the baby la. It's a baby."
"Yeah I think you see wrong la wei."
"No!! I saw the freaking dog's head."
"But then why would someone wanna talk to a dog?!? "Heyyy hungry or not ah?? Want mummum ah?" HAHAHAHA "
"Ok I bet with you. If it's a baby then tomorrow I'll buy lunch."
"Okay everyone chip in RM20."
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"Shit la wei it's a dog."
"HAHAHHAHA"
Maybe the wife couldn't have children la (bersangka baik) but you know there's adoption kan... Idk
They gave me tons of advice that I'll forever be thankful for. All these old uncles around my father's age and some even older than my father. But they treated me like their own daughter and also praised that I'm hardworking (but really I just ular everyday LOL)
I'll never forget their mountains of find-a-rich-husband advice HAHHAHA and every morning's diao-niama greeting.
Also, my fat colleague Mr Bob and his hilarious comments.
We were eating pistachio nuts as snacks in the office and he was obviously happy with it. Then he started bullshitting the whole history of pistachio nuts and it was so stupid, it's funny.
"Pistachio ni. Dia bukan kacang."
"Tapi dia sejenis tumbuhan! Dia bukan kacang tau!"
"Biji dia tu. *bullshit bullshit*. Pastu daun tu kan, *bullshitbullshit*"
"So kalau orang tanya makan apa? Jangan cakap kacang. Dia bukan kacang tau!"
"HAHAHAHAHA"
*googles pistachio nuts*
"Kenapa ketawa? Ha tengok ni! Tak percaya!"
"Badam dalam English apa?"
"Almond."
*starts bullshitting about almonds*
"Cashew nuts pun sama tau! Macam mana nak eja? Char siew? HAHAH cashew?"
"Cashew nuts ni. Dia bukan kacang. Dia pun sejenis tumbuhan."
"Boleh ajar sejarah ni tentang kacang."
"Saya dulu kat sekolah, cikgu sejarah mesti benci saya!"
"Sebab Bob lagi hebat kan?"
"Ha. Tu lah! Semua orang takut. Saya ajar dia balik!"
"Boleh jadi cikgu sejarah. Bapa kemerdekaan."
"Mr Bob, Bapa Kacang."
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(The higher ups always complain if you didn't attend the weekly meeting, they'll scold you as an arrogant person.)
"Bob! Tak masuk meeting? Why?"
"ARROGANT! Hahaha."
"Yala! Banyak arrogant ah. Inspection lagi penting daripada meeting kan?"
"Ah next time I takkan arrogant. Meeting number 1. CPC inspection, number 2. No problem. Meeting more important."
Aduh. How can someone be so hilarious.