Hea~
HELLO I AM HERE WITH SOME INTERESTING JOKES Y'ALLZ PLS LAUGH.
So there's a newly opened food court near my office and they had RM1 for all drinks promotion. Yeah so obviously we went there to eat kan and ordered a bunch of drinks which we rarely ordered because we're fucking cheapskate engineers.
Like normal food courts, they'll have beers in the fridge kan. My colleagues decided to ask the boss if beer's included as well HAHAHA DAMN STUPID. We're really friendly with the boss because WE EAT THERE ALMOST EVERYDAY YOU KNOW SO SIEN!!!!
"Eh boss, all drinks RM1 right?"
"Yeah!"
"Including those?" *points towards alcoholic drinks*
"Walao no lah.."
Then our big boss passed by to tapao dinner for himself so we greeted him.
He's really chill and funny lol we rarely talked to him but he's just really goofy and funny.
"Mr ___! Drinks RM1 eh!"
"Eh? Really ah? So good?"
"Yeah! Beer also!"
*face lights up* "WAH REALLY AH? :D"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
He brought my new colleagues out for beer the other night but there's no chicks involved unfortunately. They said last year during their company trip, boss brought them to Phuket's Thai girl show lolololol.
Also, we had lunch AGAIN at the same food court today, there's a new stall that served curry mee, yi tao mai and even seafood mee.
So my senior engineer ordered seafood noodles for the first time because he thought it was RM8/9 ish as all the pictures stated RM8 or around RM9 for 1 bowl.
The bowl came and WOW it had like 3 huge tiger prawns and oysters and even generous amount of squids. The guy went to serve other customers first before collecting his money. They were super excited and we're all like WAHHH SO DAI EHHH!!! They kept taking pictures of his bowl because we all couldn't believe it.
"Tonight I will come here again and eat this bowl of noodles!"
*guy comes to collect money*
"How much is it?"
"RM23."
"Har? RM13 ah?"
"RM23."
*drops jaw*
"I did write there in the picture..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"So do you still want to eat here tonight?"
"Tonight I will eat mee."
*proceeds to chomp down biscuits in office*
"This is my dinner tonight."
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One of my colleagues replaced his chair this morning because the leather seat was ripped. Boss took a look at the chair,
"Wah, whose chair is this? ___, so GANAS one ah you sit!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I also went out with my colleague to hea because we had to bind some really thick paperwork like it's the first time I've seen someone spent RM100 just to BIND shit LOL we all think they cheated us just because we wanted them fast.
As he was driving, we talked about our colleague who is an extremely dangerous driver like YOU HAVE NEVER FUCKING SEEN BEFORE INSANELY DANGEROUS kind of Axia driver.
"You know ah, this curve right here. The speed limit is 60km/h right? He drove at 100km/h!!!"
"Waahhhhhhhhh."
"At that very moment, I felt like my life was going to be taken away."
"HE WAS JUST INCHES AWAY FROM THE BARRIER!!! I thought I couldn't stay alive."
HAHHAHAHA. SO FUNNY I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE MY COLLEAGUE IS REALLY FUCKING INSANE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW CAN ANYONE DRIVE AN AXIA FROM 0 TO 80KM/H IN 5 SECONDS AFTER EATING ECONOMY RICE.
SO SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
"And you know this road right here. This stupid curved as hell road like freaking 90 degrees here, I crashed my car here once when it was raining."
"Ohhh yeah! I'll use this road when I go to office."
"Like the whole part came off because my car drifted to the side."
"Wah."
"Actually, our boss is the one who designed this stupid road."
"HAHAHAHHAHA."
"He kept boasting and being so proud of his design here but I got into an accident because of it."
"Complain to him lah!! BOSS, I DON'T KNOW WHO DESIGNED THIS STUPID ROAD AH WALAO SO CURVY."
"HAHAHA CANNOT LAH he told us before I crashed my car."
"Pretend you don't know! BOSS, YOU SEE MY CAR. WALAO EH DON'T KNOW WHO DESIGNED THIS STUPID ROAD AH GAO CUO WHAT KIND OF ENGINEER IS THIS."
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My colleagues tell me to wear prettily all the time including my boss lolol but I don't care~ And my senior engineer likes to exaggerate using my name.
"Su Jean, next year you must bring pretty girls with you ok."
*tells boss*
"Jean said she will wear nice clothes only if her salary's higher."
"Oh really ah?"
HAHAHAHAH FAKKKKKKKKKKK.
My boss actually offered me to stay after I graduate but he just casually asked over lunch so I answered him casually with a yes too LOL NO BLACK AND WHITE MAH IT'S OKAY.
My colleagues also told me that this company's really good because everyone will teach you a lot of things if you ask them even when they're busy.
I want to stay too. The only thing that's bothering me so far is the distance from my house.
It's ~so far.....
My hostel is also quite disgusting LOL the amount of hair srsly I've gotten too used to mummy's hygienic af routine but the place is free so okay lor...
Everything else is really good. The people, the environment, the pay.
The distance though :(