crazy fellows

"You know when you girls put the plates into the sink.. Make sure you put it right below the tap ok. So that when we wash hands, the water will drip on the plates. I'm telling you this because you're not the ones washing the dishes, so you won't know."

Boss : "Actually he told me a lot of times already. But I didn't want to tell you all. Because I think it's... dumb."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Boss : "What's the point? It's just that when you wash your hands, the water will also wash off a bit of the plates. That's all. So I think it's really lame. HAHAHAHA."

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"Wow, you earned RM__ already! Cannot. I must cut some of your salary.
Because of the RM20 incident, I cut RM20.
Those orders that you've done wrongly, cut RM__.
Those tables that you didn't clean properly, cut RM__.
You turned on the air-cond for customers and wasted electric, cut RM__.
You ate too much, keep adding rice, RM__.
Okay now your salary will be RM22.50."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH."

"HAHAHAHA joking la. Actually if you work in Wong Kok or those restaurants, it's like that."

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"Wah aren't you scared the glass will break if you stack like that?" 

"2 only wor."

"Ok la better than Wendy. She ah. She's only satisfied if she breaks 1 glass per day. She feels very frustrated if she doesn't break a glass."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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"BOSS! 3pm!"

"Wah. Very accurate ah your timing. 3pm sharp want to go back."

"Of course laaaaa."

"Chef, this girl ah. Just now she said 2pm also she's willing to leave early because she has something to do. She even said she'll eat lunch on her own. Once I told her to tapau lunch for us if she's off at 2 THEN she decided to work until 3."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Somemore just now she tapau the rice for us ah, she simply chose vegetables and meat for us. But her one special a bit, got MUSHROOM and TOFU. I bet our packs were very cheap and then she tapau-ed the most expensive dishes for her own."

"WHERE GOTTTTTTTTTTTT!?"

 "That's why once she came back here, she quickly asked me if she can eat lunch first."

"Oohhh..."

"Next time when I cook or tapau lunch, I'll make sure she leaves first then only we start eating without her portion."

"WALAOOOOOOOOOO."

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There was Adventure Club meeting just now and lol my president was so funny.

"Aduih how are we going to reach all our new members? Only a few of them wrote their e-mail address."

"Got contact number mah."

"Mmm. I don't know why some of them wrote their house address. Crazy fellows, not like I'm going to visit them."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"We need to book a venue. You go ask Ms Celine now."

"Nowwwww meh. No need lah tomorrow only I go ask."

"Go and ask nowwwwww."

"Aiyo I just met her 2 days ago. Can lah can lah I'll settle later. I'm very close to her already. I had lunch with her in Leadership Journey and talked to her a bit."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"What ice breaking games should we do?"

"What's ice breaking?"

"You put the ice on top and then you use a hammer to break it."

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"You ask Pizza Hut to sponsor us and then you ask Papa John's to sponsor us."

"They'll sponsor meh?"

"Yeah exactly. It's so difficult to ask them. If they ask the purpose of it we couldn't just answer NEW MEMBERS GATHERING."  

My president, everyone. *applause*