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Being a waitress at a cafe... Sometimes customers will ask you the weirdest questions/requests ever. IN MANDARIN.

"This homemade pan mee... What's inside it?" 

"Erm.. chicken meat, vegetables, ikan bilis..?"

"I don't want meat, can?"

"Erm.. okay I will tell the chef."

"Then I want egg also."

"Okay fried egg?"

"What kind of eggs do you have?"

"._. chicken..??"

"Nono fried egg or got others also?"

"Erm only fried egg."

"Okay then give me whatever egg you have lah."

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"What's this cafe americano? How does it taste like?"

"Erm.. it's quite rich and bitter. If you want sweet maybe you can try macchiato? ._. "

"Okay la give me 1 macchiato."

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"I want spicy pan mee, add vinegar."

"Sorry, add what?"

"Vinegar."

"Okay..."

"Boss, she wants pan mee with vinegar ._. how?"

"Nevermind you just give her the pan mee she won't know."

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"1 all day breakfast, beans change to ham. 1 vege delight, eggs change to mashed potato."

"Okay..."

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The staffs are all very very friendly nice people hahahaha.

"You Cantonese or Hakka?"

"Cantonese."

"You see her face! You can just tell she's a Cantonese! The face a bit lan si one."

"WAAAAHHH BOSS!!!!"

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"Can you go to Giant and buy bananas?"

"Hahhhh. Alone ar? A bit dangerous leh."

"You want to go or not?"

"Err.."

"Where are you going? 肥 where?" [Zhao yam and said 肥 fat instead of 飞 fly]

"Hah?? HAHAHAHA"

"He asked you which parts of your body you want to get fat."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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"BOSS!!! You gave me RM50 to buy 1 single bunch of bananas. The mak cik wanted to chop my head off, you know!! Somemore the bananas only costs RM2.33!! She's so angry!"

"HAHAHAHA I want the small change mah."

The best thing is lunch is provided. WHOOOO money saved.