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came back from shopping at Bukit Bintang. MY 2ND SISTER AH. First she said she wanted to go to Sg Wang so okay, we went there to shop. Then she wanted to go H&M, so okay we went there too. Then my eldest sis and I already expected her to say "I want to shop in Pavilion later.", AND YEAP SHE DID. She went to Pavi first while Dad and us shopped at H&M for a while. He's very very fussy with his polo shirts. Then when we walked to Pavi and called her to find out where she was, "Oh, I finished shopping at Pavi already. I'm at Fahrenheit 88." So we went to Lot 10's food court and yam cha instead. Then we called her again, "Oh, I'm at Sg Wang now." She shopped there for like more than half an hour and she's still not done. LSJDGLSKDFLSKDJFDLKFDSKFSKFSDFS. I only bought 2 shirts. The shops they went are just too girly/old for me. Neeehhhh... But I got a reddish-pink camouflage shirt that I've been lookin...

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gahahahahaha there's 1 teacher in the afternoon session that looks like a combination of Pn Anita and Pn Sasi hahahahahahaha. SHE WAS HOLDING A ROTAN. See. She's the exact combination of both of them. Ok la the celebration was quite fun today. Pn Tee was throwing angpaos randomly and then it landed near Zhen so I grabbed it expecting it to be an empty angpao or just RM1 inside. But when I opened it... RM5!!!! WE WERE LIKE WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH RM5!!!!! omgomgomg luckylucky hahahahahaa. Dad brought back a convection oven. Oooohhhhh. But we don't know how the fuck to use it. We are not used to modern cooking stuffs lol we cook the best using legitimate metal pots and kuali hahahahaha. Only using the modern frying pan when a few people are eating. Microwave only for heating food lol not cooking Maggi or instant food BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FULLY UTILIZE THEM. I will never understand how people cook Maggi using microwave... We even use the WOODEN c...

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oh my. Had fried fish fillet and some homemade potato chips today. IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. T________________________________________________T well at first Mum sliced the potato quite thick and I was like NO! THIN ONLY NICEEEE. So I sliced it into really thin pieces instead. We rubbed salt all over the slices and then we fried it. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD. And it's our first time hahaha she doesn't usually fry stuffs. but it's kind of salty lol. Actually, VERY. note to self : do not put too much salt next time. the thin ones are really crispy but I prefer the thicker ones cause you can taste the potatoes lol. PURE 100% POTATO. NO FLAVOURING NEEDED. JUST POTATO AND SALT. Pepper is optional. I ain't fucking buying potato chips anymore. Gonna make mah own insteeeeaaaaaadddd man.Mum agrees. Just because it's cheap...

DA TUAN YUANNNNNN DA TUAN YUAN.

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I was in the supermarket today just standing there waiting with my trolley AND THEN SUDDENLY A RAT CAME OUT OF THE HOLE IN BETWEEN THE VEGGIE BASKETS. I WAS LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. A RAT. IT'S LIKE SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN YOUR PALM AND I WAS LIKE OMFG RATRATRATRATRATRAT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. THEN IT CAME TOWARDS MY FEET AND I WAS LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! RATRATRATRATRAT. The rat was like ok area clear. Domination over food... THEN IT WENT INSIDE ANOTHER HOLE BETWEEN THE BASKET BEHIND MY FEET LIKE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. I just jumped a little. Of course I didn't scream, it would be bloody embarrassing especially in front of warrior aunties. SO MANY AUNTIES TODAY. LIKE THERE'S A CURFEW TOMORROW. They were all like OH MY GOD THIS VEGGIE SO CHEAP!!! FASTER SAPU EVERYTHING, MY FELLOW WARRIORS. I told my Mum I saw a rat and IT WAS THIS BIG but she's just like oh, it's normal. IS THIS AN OMEN?! SINCE CHINESE NEW YEAR IS COMING?!?! I SHOULD R...

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pregnant teachers in my school have mood swings like CRAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYY. *COUGHCOUGHAHEMAHEM* Pengakap teacher *EHEMEHEM COUGHCOUGH* She scolded everyone every 30 seconds. She's normal when she's not pregnant though. Pn Nik, please don't be like that. Even though only a few of us listen to you when you teach, WE STILL LOVE YOU XOXO HEARTS AND KISSES. I feel guilty during Chemistry lessons lol. She's like pregnant, and she doesn't have a loud voice, and most of them don't listen to her and discuss among themselves, but she still teaches us and never get mad. Okay maybe because I saw the super disappointed look in her face once when the boys were talking really loud at the back. WHOAH GUILTY LEVEL : INFINITY. It's like my heart just melted on the floor. IT'S OKAY TEACHER, WE WILL TRY TO ANSWER YOU IF WE CAN HEAR YOUR QUESTIONS. She told us she really liked Chemistry and she studied Organic Chemistry? in uni/college and she really liked learnin...

one does not simply annoy people while completing their homework.

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HOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYY MOTHER OF GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. cannot handle the epic-ness. Wowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowoww. ok I have like some sexay stuffs at home.. if I have some Oreo cookies right now.. I can make like THE ULTIMATE CHOC OREO COOKIE MILKSHAKE WITH LOVE LETTERS AND CHOC CHIPS. hah. so I had macaroni with yong tau fu today. It's actually quite delicious HAHAHAHAHA. we just boiled the macaroni and dumped it together with the yong tau fus and the soup {sarcasm} in a gigantic chamber pot together with some cili padis and half a cup of milk and don't forget a tablespoon of Nutella as well. {/sarcasm} Tastes great. SEE, WHEN YOU HAVE MASTERED THE ART TO PERFECTLY BALANCE THE WESTERN ELEMENTS TOGETHER WITH THE EASTERN ELEMENTS IN A DISH, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HARMONIZE THE ENERGY IN YOUR BODY AND THE ENERGY IN THE SURROUNDINGS, AND WHEN IT IS DONE SUCCESSFULLY, a unicorn will appear facing the south and it will shit out gold nuggets.

ermahgerd sasaengz

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DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLEEE SINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. SINGING THE SONGGGGG OF ANGRYYYYYYY MEN. IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN. WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAARTT ECHOES THE BEATING OF YOUR DRUMS. DADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok shit I'm wide awake now. I took a 2 hours nap and I'm fucking energetic now after eating salty dinner. lol I was kind of quiet today and people thought I was moody. HAAAAAAAH SHOULD I FEEL INSULTED OR ?!?!?!!? BECAUSE I DIDN'T ANNOY THEM?!?! wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I was really sleepy in school. I yawned like 2984732942394832749283472 times ok. English was boring as fuck x_x.. we were just listening to her reading the whole chapter for the whole period. Sook Ling's conversation with Sook Yee was stupid as hell lololol SY huh-ed? like 5 times and SL REPEATED THE WHOLE SENTENCE again and again and then she gave up and started crying and whining hahaha...

yes, blame it on everyone else instead.

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my reference book has way too many words. TOO. MANY. OF. THEM. My hypothalamus hurts. So fuck it. it's the week of the month... that I don't feel like doing anything at all. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. wondering if I should buy a pink hoodie lol.

I post whatever and whenever I want.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA OHO MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --------------------------------------------------------- So according to YG - GD, Lee Hi and 2NE1 is coming back this March.. {sarcasm} GAIZ YOU HEARD HIM. THEY'RE COMING BACK NEXT SEPTEMBER GAIZ. DIZ IS GON' BE GUUD.{/sarcasm} Has Taeyang's solo album flown far, far, away into the sun?   Has the Supearls disintegrated into thin air?    Is Kang Seung Yoon dead somewhere... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. {sarcasm} Ok you know YG, that man who always keep his promises and always on time. {/sarcasm} see, he will release a fucking unknown teaser at his website when we fans least expect it. This has happened a LOT of times. He'll be like *PUTS RANDOM COUNTDOWN IN WEBSITE* OHOHOHOHOHMAIGAD GURLZ CHECK THIZ OUT YO HOHOHOHOHOHOH NEW TEASER TOMORROW MORNING PPLZ. and I am one of the fans who wou...

geez.. people... geez.

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Am I the only one who thinks tap dance is classy as fuck? like whoah. This is fucking genius man. song's Georgia by Emily King if you're wondering. Her songs make me feel like drinking a glass of wine in front of a fireplace. -------------------------------------------------------------------- sees girl asking people to like her own profile picture. AAAAAAATTENTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- so I found out that Speedy's selling my new favourite film. I feel like I have just found out the answer to why am I still alive. My hypothalamus was extremely pleased with this news. You have no idea how excited I was man. I WILL REQUIRE A FUCKING WIDE ASS CINEMA SCREEN FOR THE HULK. It would be better if I have someone ...