DA TUAN YUANNNNNN DA TUAN YUAN.
I was in the supermarket today just standing there waiting with my trolley AND THEN SUDDENLY A RAT CAME OUT OF THE HOLE IN BETWEEN THE VEGGIE BASKETS.
I WAS LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. A RAT.
IT'S LIKE SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN YOUR PALM AND I WAS LIKE OMFG RATRATRATRATRATRAT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
THEN IT CAME TOWARDS MY FEET AND I WAS LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! RATRATRATRATRAT.
The rat was like ok area clear. Domination over food...
THEN IT WENT INSIDE ANOTHER HOLE BETWEEN THE BASKET BEHIND MY FEET LIKE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
I just jumped a little. Of course I didn't scream, it would be bloody embarrassing especially in front of warrior aunties.
SO MANY AUNTIES TODAY. LIKE THERE'S A CURFEW TOMORROW.
They were all like
OH MY GOD THIS VEGGIE SO CHEAP!!! FASTER SAPU EVERYTHING, MY FELLOW WARRIORS.
I told my Mum I saw a rat and IT WAS THIS BIG but she's just like oh, it's normal.
IS THIS AN OMEN?! SINCE CHINESE NEW YEAR IS COMING?!?! I SHOULD RECEIVE A SIGN FROM MY ZODIAC ANIMAL!?!?! DID IT BLESS ME BECAUSE SNAKE YEAR IS DEFINITELY NOT GOOD FOR RATS?!?!?! Because duh, logically speaking, snakes eat rats.
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Yay we used crayons and drew on our noticeboards today. As a non-artistic person, you can say I'm pretty satisfied with my stick figures. Not really stick, just a bit fatter. Like a starfish but with round head hahaha OH YOU GET ME.
Kar Sing asked me to draw a bigger figure for YCL and so I did hahahahahahahahahaha.
It was fun. Teacher's not in class. We drew on the boards. But we're not finished yet.
I WAS LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT. A RAT.
IT'S LIKE SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN YOUR PALM AND I WAS LIKE OMFG RATRATRATRATRATRAT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
THEN IT CAME TOWARDS MY FEET AND I WAS LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! RATRATRATRATRAT.
The rat was like ok area clear. Domination over food...
THEN IT WENT INSIDE ANOTHER HOLE BETWEEN THE BASKET BEHIND MY FEET LIKE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
I just jumped a little. Of course I didn't scream, it would be bloody embarrassing especially in front of warrior aunties.
SO MANY AUNTIES TODAY. LIKE THERE'S A CURFEW TOMORROW.
They were all like
OH MY GOD THIS VEGGIE SO CHEAP!!! FASTER SAPU EVERYTHING, MY FELLOW WARRIORS.
I told my Mum I saw a rat and IT WAS THIS BIG but she's just like oh, it's normal.
IS THIS AN OMEN?! SINCE CHINESE NEW YEAR IS COMING?!?! I SHOULD RECEIVE A SIGN FROM MY ZODIAC ANIMAL!?!?! DID IT BLESS ME BECAUSE SNAKE YEAR IS DEFINITELY NOT GOOD FOR RATS?!?!?! Because duh, logically speaking, snakes eat rats.
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Yay we used crayons and drew on our noticeboards today. As a non-artistic person, you can say I'm pretty satisfied with my stick figures. Not really stick, just a bit fatter. Like a starfish but with round head hahaha OH YOU GET ME.
Kar Sing asked me to draw a bigger figure for YCL and so I did hahahahahahahahahaha.
It was fun. Teacher's not in class. We drew on the boards. But we're not finished yet.