Dear neighbours,

OMG WHY DO YOU BBQ EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT?!?!?! I SMELL LIKE A FUCKING BBQ PORK 24/7 MAN. CAN'T YOU LIKE DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?! LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE A FUCKING WIDE ASS GIGANTIC FIELD LESS THAN 100m AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE?! IT. STINKS. LIKE. SMOKE. WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAAAAAA UNKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.