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my eldest sis's bf's family exchanges gifts with us every Chinese New Year.
Oh God, get married already plz I want to have my own bedroom.
hehehehehehehhuhuhuhhuhu.
THE SOONER, THE BETTER.
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Whenever Fiona's all high and being a crazy-ass madafaka, my reaction :

UNAMUSEDUNAMUSEDUNAMUSED.
she gets all weird and stuff, doing things you wouldn't expect her to do.
Really.
okay ever since the teachers started taking Herbalife, they're like. freaking worshipping Herbalife now.
they Herbalife everyday like everytime we have class, Herbalife blabla Sivik blabla okay guys blabla HerbalfeHerbalifeHerbalife blablabla.
Yuen Yee told us a really lame joke yesterday.

"I TELL YOU AH, A JOKE I HEARD FROM THE RADIO YESTERDAY. IT'S DAMN FUNNY YOU KNOW!!!"
"Okay. What."
"You know ah!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Hahahaha wtf. Okay this must be really funny."
"What is the most stingy animal on earth?"
"I don't know."
"GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS."
"Skunk."
"WRONG!"
"Don't know."
"IT'S HORSE!!!!!"
"Why?"
"Cause right HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"?!?!?!"
"When the horses run, they make the sound KEDEKUT KEDEKUT KEDEKUT KEDEKUT. SO THEY'RE STINGY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA."
".........................................................."

I noticed that my Mum treats me extremely good when I'm doing my homework or studying.

Lol.
Like normally she'll tell me she bought fruits and it's in the fridge and I'll be like orh. But then I'll forget about it hours later and she'll be like AH JEAN. GO TAKE THE FRUITS IN THE FRIDGE AND EAT IT and I'll be like okay fine man chill.
But when I'm doing my work...............................................
She'll bring me the container with fruits in it along with a fork or some toothpicks.

hahahahahaha.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
YEAH WE HAVE 2 JARS OF THOSE DEEP-FRIED MINI POPIAHS WITH CHICKEN FLOSS IN IT BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Mum bought the ready-made ones and I just have to help her fry it that's all.
BOW TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
but then I do not understand why she arranged those so nicely inside the container and I told her to just dump everything into the container unless she's giving a jar to Yi Yi and she's like NO OF COURSE NOT. We fry this until so hard, WHERE CAN. I just arrange it so that it looks pretty when I eat it and I'll be more proud.

ok.

Lol.
Like normally she'll tell me she bought fruits and it's in the fridge and I'll be like orh. But then I'll forget about it hours later and she'll be like AH JEAN. GO TAKE THE FRUITS IN THE FRIDGE AND EAT IT and I'll be like okay fine man chill.
But when I'm doing my work...............................................
She'll bring me the container with fruits in it along with a fork or some toothpicks.

hahahahahaha.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
YEAH WE HAVE 2 JARS OF THOSE DEEP-FRIED MINI POPIAHS WITH CHICKEN FLOSS IN IT BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Mum bought the ready-made ones and I just have to help her fry it that's all.
BOW TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
but then I do not understand why she arranged those so nicely inside the container and I told her to just dump everything into the container unless she's giving a jar to Yi Yi and she's like NO OF COURSE NOT. We fry this until so hard, WHERE CAN. I just arrange it so that it looks pretty when I eat it and I'll be more proud.

ok.
