voldie

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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that shitty moment when you thought you've studied enough then when you decided to do some exercises, and the questions are like HOW DO YOU RELATE THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S REFRIGERATOR WITH THE TIME TAKEN FOR A BANANA TO RIPE WHEN ADDED TO 0.1% OF ONION CHLORIDE SOLUTION?





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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

mr-bootybreath

i told my dad that i thought my butt looked too big and he suggested i put on mascara to fix it.

he is a gem.

#thanks dad #you sure know what to say

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

OH MY GOD, TUMBLR.