towels

Everytime Mum wants to buy towels, me 42 years later :





How a normal human being buys a towel :

1. Sees towels.

2. Compares towels A and B.

3. Checks the price.

4. Decides on the colour.

5. Proceeds to pay at the counter.



How my Mum buys towels :

1. Sees towels.

2. Remembers she has to buy some.

3. Checks for huge signs stamped with 50%, 70% or SALE.

4. Looks at towels A and B.

5. Sees another towel C.

6. Checks the prices of all the towels.

7. Confirms that the chosen towel is on sale.

8. Sees towel D.

9. Compares towels A,B,C and D.

10. Measures every single towel.

11. Molests towels to see if the material's good.

12. Decides on towel C.

13. Checks the price of all the towels, AGAIN.

14. Takes towel A to compare it with towel C.

15. Checks the price of both towels for the 1928th time.

16. Decides to buy towel A.

17. Decides on the colour.

18. Checks if there's a hole or if it's dirty.

19. Proceeds to pay at the counter.








Omg when we went to the bras section, she was like

"How come like, the bras here shrink already one."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*cough*

and then I saw some nice baju kurungs so I told my Mum and texted Zhen. But then my Mum's like you should buy after raya, they'll be cheaper. So I'm like okay and I texted Zhen and she was like

"Wah your Mum what also know hor."

Then I was like




HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVED HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA


I saw a really nice white baju kurung. Less than RM100 somemore. But then when I looked at the bottom "skirt" part...



It looks like the kind of baju kurung mak ciks wear to the river to wash their clothes.



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