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"Do you want to move in here? It's not bad. The price's okay." 

"............ Did you just propose to me?" 

"Yeah. HEY. AREN'T YOU PLANNING TO MARRY ME?! Are you going to dump me after we've gone through so much shit??" 

"..................." 

"Do you want a special romantic proposal instead? Like having a candlelight dinner in a fine dining restaurant with your ring inside a cake?" 

"NO. If you do that, I'll kill you. If you plan to rent a limousine and tons of balloons fly out of it with my name spelled on them, I'll kill you too. Then I'll kill myself. Don't ever do that."

Lolololololololololol. This is so cute, I cannot-

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Ok I'm really hungry right now.

But there's nothing to eat.

FuUuUuUuUuuhHhuHuhggGgGgGgGgGgGGggggg.

Okay I'm back with biscuits and peanut butter.


HUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEE.

SHUT UP OK I DON'T HAVE BREAD.

Hey, it's pretty good. Not bad. I'm just desperate ok shush.